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It's a feeling of not understanding your surroundings, and you also have things you like, things you want to say, books you like, and **. The so-called difference between you and the others is just a laugh, and I don't know why.
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When I listen to others, everyone around me laughs, and I feel that it is obviously not funny, but I know how to giggle or smile when I am too many times, and I have to pretend to be a person. However, it didn't work, this kind of thing was not pretended, and people often thought I was too quiet.
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It is often considered that he is unhappy, puts on a bad face, and is cold and unfriendly. It's always stressful to watch a comedy movie or a comedy show together, to play games and laugh together. When the people around me laughed and leaned back and burst into tears, I was indifferent and looked cold.
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It should be an extremely embarrassing feeling, because he is laughing and don't want to be embarrassed, I will look at her with the eyes of a fool, I can't understand.
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When the people around me laughed and leaned back and burst into tears, when they saw that I was indifferent and had a cold look, they would always ask uneasily, did they not like it, felt bored, and were in a bad mood? No, no, no, in fact, I like it and I am happy, but this point does not seem to reach the level of blooming a smile and overflowing laughter.
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It didn't feel very good, and people didn't dare to joke with me at all, because what they thought was particularly funny didn't seem funny to me at all.
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When my college classmates got together, my classmates joked with each other and made fun of each other, and I stood silently and didn't know what to make. In the eyes of others, I am an alternative existence. I used to be very happy when I told jokes, but when I saw me, the atmosphere disappeared at all.
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I'm a very good laugher, I don't like to laugh, I'm very cold, and it's hard to get along with, so I generally have a bad first impression of me, my high school roommate said that it looked like a problem girl, and college also said that I was the type who didn't want to date.
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You won't be able to get this reckoning: the ghost carried me up from under the cliff, regained my senses, and I never died again.
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I can stand on the opposite side of this question, in fact, I envy people who are so easy to be happy, I will look at each other with a smile during the chat, and I will laugh when the other person laughs, in order to achieve superficial resonance.
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Examples of jokes are as follows:
1. Xiao Ming: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad:
No, I haven't heard your name after listening to it for a long time. Xiao Ming: After reading the names of the students who were praised, did the teacher say wait?
Dad: Yes. Xiao Ming:
Then the good fight is to praise me, and I'm always waiting.
2. Teacher: "Students, what is the most important thing in people-to-people communication in the 21st century?" Xiao Ming: "Emoji." ”
3. Geography class. On the day, the teacher was talking about Spain, and Xiao Ming was sleeping below, so the socks woke him up and asked him: Where is Spain? Xiao Ming said: Teacher, in the mouth of the West Class.
4. One day, Xiao Ming was watching martial arts in class**. English teacher Wang asked, "You say."
What does eveningdress mean. Xiao Ming:Stand up and look at your tablemates
Tell Sun Xiang about the bird language. "At the same table:"Evening means evening, and dress means clothes.
Xiao Ming immediately replied: "Night clothes." ”
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I think the following paragraph is a joke that you can't get without professional knowledge, such as:A facial nerve wandered in the specimen bottle and met a trochlear nerve. The trochlear nerve says, the facial nerve, who makes you so many branches!
Then he slapped the facial nerve. The facial nerve was depressed, so I went to the brain stem to discuss. The brainstem promised to help the facial nerve solve the problem, and the facial nerve happily left.
Halfway through, I noticed movement in the brain stem, so I went back to see what the brain stem was doing.
As a result, he heard his brain stem say to the trochlear nerve: How can you hit the facial nerve without a reason? The next time you meet the facial nerve, you say, facial nerve, are you motor or sensory?
If it's sporty, you say, why isn't it feeling? If it's emotional, you say, why isn't it athletic? Or you say, the facial nerve, do you innervate the somatic or internal organs?
If it is domination of the body, you say, why don't you dominate the internal organs? If it is to dominate the internal organs, you say, why not dominate the body? There's a reason for that!
The next day, the facial nerve met the trochlear nerve, and the trochlear nerve really said: Facial nerve, are you motor or sensory? The facial nerve said proudly
I'm hybrid! Do you want to be athletic, or do you want to feel sex? The trochlear nerve was disappointed, but there was still a way, so I asked again, do you dominate the body or the internal organs?
The facial nerve is more confident: I can control both the body and the internal organs, what do you want? The trochlear nerve was silent for a while, slapped the facial nerve, and said, who made you so many branches?
After being brutally bullied by the trochlear nerve, the facial nerve decides to take revenge. The facial nerve entangled the trigeminal nerve, vagus nerve and other multi-branched nerves, and together found the trochlear nerve and forced him into a corner. In the face of the three nerves, the trochlear nerve is lonely and very scared.
The facial nerve smiled and said, don't be afraid, we are reasonable.
We don't bully you, we just ask you a few questions, and if you can answer them, forget it, but don't blame us if you can't. The trochlear nerve has only a promise. The facial nerve asked, how many branches do I have in the brain stem?
The facial nerve slapped over, "I want you to go through the back door!" I don't know! The trigeminal nerve asks, where did I come out of my brain stem?
Syllable! I want you to go through the back door! I can't see it!
The honest vagus nerve said, I won't embarrass you, ask, what are the cranial nerves that come out of the dorsal side of the brainstem? "I know this! I know!
I'm the only cranial nerve that comes out of the dorsal side of the brainstem. The facial nerve rushed up and it was another slap, "I want you to go through the back door!" "So I think the above paragraph is a joke that you can't get without professional knowledge.
The above is purely a personal opinion.
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There are really a lot of laughs that I can't get.
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The shape of the cake is very good. Like poop.
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There are a lot of physics jokes that no one else can get.
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The cake is shaped like a poop.
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Those online terms will never find a laugh.
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It should be the kind of people who have super knowledge of science and engineering.
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It's just some special jokes.
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It's just some high-end knowledge points.
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What makes people laugh is medical knowledge.
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Because these two people are incompatible.
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