Find a few hitty jokes, sarcastic jokes

In order to prevent the mentally ill from escaping, a certain psychiatric hospital set up 100 walls outside the psychiatric hospital. One day, two psychopaths discussed escaping, and after they had climbed thirty-three walls, Psycho A asked, "Are you tired?"

B mentally said, "Not tired. "Then let's go ahead.

A psychiatric said. "Good. "After climbing over sixty-six walls, A mentally asked:

Are you tired? B mentally said, "Not tired.

"Then let's go ahead. A psychiatric said. "Good.

B Psychiatric Theory.

After climbing over the ninety-nine walls, A mentally asked, "Are you tired?" B said, "I am tired." "Then let's go back to it." A said. "Good. So they went back.

I have more space is! ~

It's up to you to see if you look at it.

There is a lot of humorous information in the "Diary Classification" and "Past Journals"!

You really have the talent to be a pig.

How to say? As soon as you look at it, you know that you were kissed by a pig when you were a child

A person practiced iron sand palm again, and passers-by saw it.

Q: What are you doing?

The man said, "Even the iron sand palms!"

Passers-by said: I see that you are not even an iron sand palm, you are practicing a bear's paw!

Last night I had a dream: God told me that I was destined to be alone in this life. There's only one way to crack it – send a short message to ten fools. I cried right then: Oh my God, I only know you, I'm done.

You can reflect people's shortcomings more than a mirror, more learned than Zhuangzi, more learned than your grandson, and say that everyone affectionately says that you are "Mirror Zhuang grandson".

This time I went home my mom told me.

There's an old bachelor in our family who is always being drunk by people, what kind of marriage, housewarming, giving birth, full moon, one year old.

Then he sent too much red envelope money out, and he was very angry!

Once, when the old sow in his family gave birth to a piglet, he set out the wedding wine and called everyone over to drink the wedding wine...

A man went to the company to apply for a job.

The recruiter asked him, "What do you do?"

The man replied: I don't know what it will be, but my former boss said that there are only two things I can't The recruiter asked with great interest: Which of the two things you can't do?

Man: My former boss said to me, you won't do this, you won't either.

In the car that day, a pretty girl suddenly yelled at a polite and white guy:"Rogue! "

It may be that the young man is not honest.

The young man looked aggrieved and immediately retorted.

The two sides began to scold.

Wait a while, listen to the girl scolding:"You are a big hooligan, you have been a hooligan since you were a child, and when your mother gave birth to you, you didn't forget to look back. "

After hearing this, the passengers in the car were silent for a while, and then burst into laughter.

My colleague shook his head and said that it was the first time he had seen that scolding could be done like this, and that it was really a scolding that no one could beat.

After the young man was scolded, he opened his mouth and couldn't say a word.

It is indeed a sigh that this scolding is really a scolding for the ages, probably no one before or since, and it is said that there is indeed no more ruthless and damaging scolding than this.

I guess it's time for the lad to shut up.

Then I suddenly heard the young man say in a loud voice:"You're the rascal! You're still in your mother's womb and you're watching your dad three times a day! "

After everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, the conductor couldn't straighten his waist, and the driver rested for a while before starting the journey.

You've been pestled by a pig. Look at the pregnancy reaction on your face -

MM: Bodhisattva! You are merciful, please tell me, when will I find my husband?

Bodhisattva: Don't divulge the secret of heaven! There is a certain number in the underworld!

MM:! Aren't you talking nonsense?

Bodhisattva: Phew! I want to know that I'm still a monk?

mm: Fighting to defeat the Buddha, why did you choose to learn from the Tang monks?

Sun Wukong: It's not to get a degree!

MM: Is it really that important to have a degree?

Sun Wukong: I'm a hooligan serving a prison sentence at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and now I've become a fighting Buddha, do you think it's important?

MM: Nuwa Niangniang! Why did you create man?

Nuwa: It's a leak, I finally make up for it, if I don't make some people, who will I ask for maintenance fees?

MM: Then why do you divide people into men and women?

Nuwa: I'm neither male nor female, I want to know which is better, male or female?

MM: The result?

Nuwa: I've made up for it again!

MM: Hou Yi! Why did you shoot the sun back then?

Hou Yi: Someone pays.

Hou Yi: They only paid nine!

MM: Why did you leave this alone?

Hou Yi: That's what it pays!

MM: Weaver Girl! Why did you marry Dong Yong?

Weaver Girl: For love!

MM: That's the reason alone?

Weaver Girl: This...

MM: Or something else?

Weaver Girl: He has a house!

MM: Altar Cleaner! Why do you like Chang'e?

Zhu Bajie: She's beautiful.

MM: So why don't you deal with her now?

Zhu Bajie: Lao Tzu is now a civil servant.

Don't you think you laugh and have a big mouth? (I always use it to satirize people I don't like, and it works).