The funniest jokes who have to send a few

"Happiness" is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

Generation gap" is that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Terrace", and my father replied that he had never drunk "narcissism", that is, I must be reincarnated as a man in the next life, and then marry a woman like me, "speechless" is the judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The offender said innocently

Because I can't print real money "Despair" is that I ordered two dishes in the cafeteria at noon, and I was shocked when I ate the first one: "Is there anything more unpalatable in the world?" "I cried after eating the second one", there is really something!

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet, you go to relieve yourself, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, compete with, no one saves you, heroic sacrifice, the greatness of life, the silence of death, in order to commemorate you, the toilet is lit.

1. Gastrointestinal diseases.

An old man went to the doctor and told him that he had a gastrointestinal problem.

The doctor asked him, "Do you have regular bowel movements?" ”

Very regular, poop on time at eight o'clock every morning. ”

So what questions do you have? ”

The problem is, I don't get up until nine o'clock every morning. ”

Doctor: "....2. Underbeaten.

After sitting down, the master asked him if he would wash his hair, he hesitated, agreed, and chose shampoo, and the master washed his head twice very seriously. Returning to his seat, the master wiped his head and asked, "What are you going to get a haircut?"

The benevolent brother looked at the mirror for a long time and said, "I want to shave my head ......."”

3. Before marriage: He: Long live, finally waiting! I can't wait!

Her: Can I leave?

Him: No! You don't even have to think about it!

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course! Her: Will you betray me?

Him: No, how can you think that?

Her: Will you kiss me?

Him: Yes! Her: Will you hit me?

Him: Not at any rate!

Her: Can I trust you?

Read from the bottom up after marriage!

4. That's the taste.

Once upon a time there was an old man who liked to drink the soup his wife cooked for him, and he felt sick all over his body if he didn't drink it for a day. When his wife died, he couldn't drink that soup anymore, so he was very sad, so he began to ask his daughter-in-law to cook it.

But no matter how well his daughter-in-law cooked, he always threw it aside and said, "It's not the taste, you can cook such a bad soup!" At first, the daughter-in-law always swallowed her breath, but as the days passed, she still couldn't cook it.

Finally, she had a murderous plan to kill her father-in-law. But she didn't know what to do, she thought about it, and suddenly she found a can of rusty insecticide in the corner.

She sprayed the insecticide into the soup and plucked up the courage to give it to her father-in-law, only to see her father-in-law shouting, "This is the taste!" That's the taste! ”