What are some dialect words that only locals can understand?

It is said that during the Song Dynasty, there was a Hokkien who was a eunuch next to the emperor, and the chief eunuch asked the Hokkien people who had just gone to work to call the emperor to get up and eat, and the Hokkien people shouted at the emperor's bedside: The emperor is dead ("Hokkien dialect means that the emperor is eating", and the Mandarin "eat" is the same as the Hokkien dialect "death"). The queen was startled, could it be that the emperor collapsed last night.

It may be that the emperor was too tired last night, and the eunuch shouted again: The emperor has died. Now even the emperor woke up in fright, thinking that his soul was out of his body.

Then the whole harem was in chaos. The southern Fujian eunuch was beheaded, and the emperor ordered that the southern Fujian people would no longer be recruited as eunuchs, otherwise they would scare themselves to death.

Pekingese teach Henan people to sing:"O sun, my great mother, thou hast risen in the east and set ......... in the west every dayBefore the singing was finished, the Henan people said to the Beijingers: "Are you tired, look at how we sing."

The Henan people then sang: "O sun! When you see the sky slipping up from the east and coming down from the west, do you panic or not? ”

In the hospital, there is a notice posted, and at first glance it is from the Northeast. What is cotton hair candy? This is a supermarket in Fujian, what if you go to a foreigner, you can't find cotton candy. What about parking? It's a no-stop parking from the Tohoku, it's really funny.

When a leader of a certain Chaoshan region enthusiastically led the guests from other provinces to visit the local area, he said very seriously: "Today is very windy and stormy, everyone should take some contraceptive pills (the name of the medicine is "anti-sickness medicine") to avoid dizziness. The crowd blushed.

Then, the leader warmly greeted everyone: "Come on, come on, please come to the head of the bed (the bow of the boat), sit at the head of the bed (the bow of the boat) and look at the wife (suburbs), the more you look at it, the more beautiful it is!" ”

My hometown is Fuyang, Anhui Province, there is a very famous local people also like to eat called "Gela Tiaozi", my brother often clamories to eat, but when I tell others about this dish, others are confused, what does "Gra Tiaozi" mean? Later, I checked it and found out that "Gra" is the meaning of stirring there for us, well, in vain for Fuyang people.

Once, a ** in the Chaoshan area held a banquet with a hot pot to entertain the senior guests from above, he raised his chopsticks and stirred in the hot pot that was smoking, and said with a smile:"You're welcome, just eat it when it's boiled, and then roll (boil) it after eating. "

Bus companies require conductors to speak Mandarin. So one day I was on the bus, and as soon as I got on the bus, I heard the conductor shouting in plastic Mandarin: "Please go to your stomach, go to your stomach, and your stomach is chattering", causing a lot of laughter.

A Henan man traveled to Xishuangbanna, and just happened to encounter the Songkran Festival, he scolded: Who is exempt (splashed)? Who is exempt?

The tour guide told him: Water splashing on you is a blessing to you! He said:

You don't know! I'm dizzy! That guy is boiling water!

Once I invited a friend to dinner, the owner of Guangxi had a little cold, found himself sitting under the air conditioner, and said casually: I have a cold, I can't sit next to the mad dog. After speaking, I changed seats, my friend was not happy, what do you mean, I'm a mad dog? There was a misunderstanding!

Thunder is good, Rahambin is shaking, my hen.

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In many places, not only are they incomprehensible to outsiders, but many dialects cannot be translated in Mandarin.

Take my hometown as an example, my hometown is located in the southernmost part of the Liaodong Peninsula, and the local dialect is not the same as the dialects of other colleagues around me. However, many of our local dialects are difficult for outsiders to understand, and it is difficult for us to translate and express them in Mandarin ourselves.

Just like the dialect we often say "glass lid", this dialect sounds like many people have some monks confused, thinking that the glass should be covered with a lid or the lid of a glass bottle, in fact, this dialect refers to a person's knees. There is also a local dialect called "dog gas", which is also difficult to translate in Mandarin, but the meaning expressed in this dialect is to describe a person who is too stingy, always too calculating and calculating. There is also the dialect of "evil" that many people don't understand, in fact, the meaning of this dialect is to eat the liquid to pretend to think, such as eating, we often call it bad rice.

Although young people nowadays rarely speak these dialects anymore, these dialects are the best memories of my childhood.