The warmest jokes, the funny jokes are short

1.The puppy said to the kitten: Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket?

The kitten said, "Did you give me food if you guessed right?"

The puppy nodded and said, "Well, I guessed both for you!"

The kitten swallowed and said, "I guess five!"

Then, the puppy smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand and said, "Guess right!" I still owe you three.

Because I love you, I allow your little greed.

Because I love you, the mentally handicapped are so warm.

2.Today's Valentine's Day, a long-time crush called me: "Come to my house, no one.!" I ran away excitedly!! After knocking on the door for more than an hour, I found that no one really ......

3.During class, a female classmate sent a note, and I really wanted to flatten him when I saw the content, which read: Are you there?

4.Today, when the whole family watched Hunan Satellite TV's ** costume film, they suddenly asked my dad very brainlessly: Dad, why do you say I want to call you a dad? - My dad is weak: You can also call me Amma.

My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing the dishes and complained to me, "It's all your fault!" I said, "Why do you blame me for breaking it?" She said, "Well, if you were to wash it, wouldn't it break it?" ”

Share it with everyone and let everyone laugh together.

Let it out, let everyone have fun.

Funny short jokes are as follows:

1. One day the bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly, and the bear said: You can't do it! You can't do it! Do you hear that, you can't do it without you?

2. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said aggrievedly, that's the queen ant, woo woo, we don't have the queen ant.

3. I found an island today, and I was smitten for you.

4. The doctor prescribed me some pills, I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills crackled and rolled out, whew! It turned out to be a good noise to go out and play.

6, I heard that watching martial arts movies can be **, because it is often said in it, you should be thin to death.

7. I am the best medicine, I can make people's weight not heavy, I don't take heavy medicine, it doesn't matter.

8. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my condensed milk.

9, Guoba and Mud are good friends, one day Mud went to Guoba's house to play, Guoba asked, who are you, who are you. Mud said, I'm mud, I'm mud, do you hear, I'm your father.

10. I was just reported by a neighbor for disturbing the people, because I was poor and the hail sounded.