Ask for a joke. Joke master.

There is a man who ventures alone in the forest and suddenly finds himself surrounded by cannibals.

So he shouted to the sky:

I'm dead, God save me! ”

I saw a light appear in the sky.

A voice came:

Not necessarily, if you pick up a big rock on the ground and smash the leader to death. ”

So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and slammed it at the chief, killing him.

The clansmen were all stunned for a moment, and then they looked at each other angrily, and then there was another voice from the sky

Now you're really dead. ”

A blind man and a lame man were driving, and the blind man was driving and the lame man was driving the way, and one day he was driving, and the lame man saw a ditch in front of him, and he said to the blind man, "Ditch, ditch, ditch." The blind man said, "Oooo You've never heard this joke, landlord.

A buddy has been secretly in love with a girl for a long time, the girl has never given him a chance, one day the girl found him as a model and painted a portrait as an assignment and handed it to the teacher, and even invited him to meet her teacher, this guy was so happy that he couldn't sleep, but he never saw the following. Later, I asked him to inquire: it turned out that after the teacher read the girl's homework, he said that the proportion of her drawing was wrong, and her facial features were deformed, and she was given a failing grade, until the girl showed this buddy to the teacher, and the teacher immediately changed her to an A+

Hold a chopstick in your mouth.

Yesterday I drank high and broke my chopsticks and held them in my mouth.

My buddy thought I was going to smoke and lit a fire for me, so I lowered my head and snorted.

Then a table of people stared at the chopsticks in my mouth, and I was laughed at until ...... end of the meal

It's a complicated joke, so I'm going to give you a simple one.

Do you know who this is mine? (takes out a red sun).

Who is it? My big matchmaker. It's up to him to get a girlfriend.

Hee-hee is a pair of good friends, one day Ha-ha died, Hee Hee was very sad, ran to Ha-ha's grave and said: Haha, you are dead.

Today's men are just like the drivers say.

1.When a woman took a counterfeit banknote to buy breakfast, the vendor was annoyed and said very seriously: "Sister, you can forget about the counterfeit banknotes, at least they are printed, and your banknotes are actually painted!"

2.Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, right? You gave the painting back seven pieces!

3.Seven pieces are seven pieces, not to mention, at least you have to draw color, you actually use a pencil to draw! Forget it, I'll put up with it! Black and white is black and white!

4.You can't draw it with hand-paper! The feel is too bad. Even if it's a piece of paper, I admit it!

5.You have to use scissors to cut the edges, this one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Okay, I don't want to talk about the raw edges.

6.But you also tear a rectangle! This triangle is too much to say!

A certain crew was filming outside the village. During the interval, a group of actors playing the roles of Kuomintang officers and soldiers did not unload, and then went into the village to find a toilet, and met an old peasant at the entrance of the village and asked him about the toilet. The old farmer excitedly shook the actor's hand and said:

When did you call back? Don't go to the toilet yet, I'll take you to catch the village cadres, these grandsons will run away when it's late!

Singular and plural.

Teacher: "Nick, do you know singular and plural?" ”

Nick: "Got it. ”

Teacher: "Tell me, is 'pants' singular or plural?" ”

Nick: "The top is singular and the bottom is plural. ”

The landlord, white and white, two ears up, cut the arteries and cut the meridians, it's so cute to be motionless, not 10, but absolutely exciting.