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When I was in college, there was a spooky girl in my class who told us a story about how they fooled their teacher in school, and I told it to others every April Fool's Day:
Before class in the morning, disinfect the desk with alcohol, wipe it spotlessly, and prepare a jar of eight-treasure porridge and a few spoons. When the class bell rings, the teacher enters the room and shouts to stand up, the owner of the disinfection desk - lie on the table and don't stand up, it is best for the teacher to find out. The teacher asks about the situation, and the tablemate must report to the teacher that the student has a stomachache.
When the teacher turned around to write the board book, he immediately sprinkled the eight-treasure porridge on the sterilized table. At this time, the tablemate can raise his hand or directly tell the teacher that the tablemate vomited. The teacher will say:
Let's deal with it. At this time, the same table, the front and back tables, etc. (the more people the better) take out the spoon and start eating the eight-treasure porridge - haha, your teacher will definitely throw up.
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Write something like "hit me" on a small piece of paper and stick it on his back with transparent tape (pat him on the shoulder with your hand and say, how was yesterday, just pasted it) Usually no one minds!
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Send a text message, pretend that someone else likes him, and then lie to him.
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As soon as I came over, I told him, "The teacher told you to go to the office."
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Tell someone you're going to kill yourself.
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Tell your classmates and teachers that they have something to do with him. I was tricked like this 3 times.
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Confess to your teacher or other classmates.
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I told a person of the same sex that I liked him for a long time, but I always didn't dare to open my mouth and told him on this day!
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Simple! Write a love letter (in case the letter is snatched away), give it to someone of the same gender, blush and say: "xx, I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you, I can't live without you (you can say that Di is more numb) Are you willing to cross the gender barrier with me and live together?"
Please give me the answer tomorrow! Then I blushed and ran away (said at the end of school) Day 2... Ahem, students, it is necessary to explain that because of the pinch, yesterday's April Fool's Day, so the pinch... =Dish= You can also collude with your best friend to talk about meat, and then go home hand in hand! Hee-hee.
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Your pants are not zipped properly. said.
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Men can fool people with a wig, haha, women can also bring a short wig to fool people
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Children's Tooth Clip Biscuits! Safe, spoof. It's a memorable aftertaste!!
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To play people as soon as possible to make a good backup, on weekdays to prepare more world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. (there are physical better back), and then calculate the time and place of the shopaholic's answer to the frequent waiting for the rabbit, while inadvertently holding adidas in the left hand, Nike, carrying elle in the right hand, and then holding three sprit outfit to pass by, after greetings, how lucky it is today, these stores are two discounts and three folds (and then spit and fly to describe it), The door was going to be crowded, and he hurriedly said goodbye after not going to do it, and told him to go back and put his things and snap up ......Haha, according to my observation, it has been tried and tested!
The one above, where did he get so much?
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