Crosstalk talk show Year of the Horse, 10 words about horses .

Saiong lost the horse, Anzhi Feifu Saiong lost the horse, Yan Zhi Feifu Saion's horse The horse that escaped the reins Iron Horse Jin Ge Heavenly Horse Tongniu Wildebeest Soil Cow Wooden Horse Tiansu Horse Horn Tongwei Iron Horse Wu White Horse Horn Dancing Knife Prancing Horse Five Flowers Killing Horses Wenjun Sima Ten Thousand Horses Galloping Five Horses Split Corpses Ten Thousand Horses Qi Zhe Ask Niu Zhima Aconitum White Horse Shengjiao Aconitum White, Ma Shengjiao Aconitum Horse Wuyan Cheng Horse Ask Sheep Zhima Wash Soldiers and Herd Horses Recruit Horses Hanging Horses Hanging Horses Horses Hanging Horses Fresh Cars Healthy Horses Fresh Cars Angry Horses Hanging Carriages Horses Dismounted Feng Women Dismounted Horses Tie Horses Buried Wheels Dismount Horses Dismount Horses Believe Horses Return to Horses Rest Cattle Scatter Horses Dog horsepower Horse Horse Cliff Horse Fresh Horse Angry Horse Heart Ape Horse Thirsty Horse Deer Horse Drink Horse Yangtze River One Horse Take the Lead Leaning on Horses One Horse Pingchuan Yima Light Fat Leaning on Horse Thousand Words Leaning on Horse Seven Paper Drinking Horses Throwing Money Prancing Horse Bending Bow Wild Horse Without Reins to Mao Xiang Horse Yi Horse Heart Ape One Horse One Saddle Prancing Horse Whip Yutang Golden Horse One Word, Difficult to Chase Yan Zhao Good Horse Recruitment Horse Pillow Gehan Horse Zhi Ge Scattered Horse Roe Deer Red Deer Recruitment Army Buying Horse Pointing Deer for Horse Pointing Deer as Horse Walking Horse to Serve Horse Wind Banner Walking Horse Going to Appointment Walking Horse Watching Flowers Fighting Horse Han Cicada Walking Horse Seeing Flowers Walking Horse Walking Horse Friendship of Bamboo Horse Walking horse Zhangtai Bamboo Horse Friends clues.

Horses to success, strong horses, horses and horses, golden horses and Yutang, heavenly horses, ten thousand horses galloping, taking office, one horse Pingchuan, one horse leading. The merits of the sweat and horses, the strong soldiers and the strong horses, the horses of Bole, and the thousands of horses.

Ma Ji's classic crosstalk jokes include: "Hundred Blows", "Looking for Uncle", "Ode to Friendship", "Five Senses Fighting for Merit", "Universe Brand Cigarettes" and so on.

1, "Hundred Blows".

This cross talk was created by Ma Ji and Wang Jinbao in 1984. This cross talk shows two people bragging, and the theme and theme are relatively concentrated. In the bragging competition, because of the open-mouthed, unbounded, you have to say, I have to say, sometimes fall into the embarrassing situation of thinking about right and wrong and difficult to justify, so that the audience insight into the truth and falsehood and trigger a series of laughter, the more hearty the audience laughs, the greater the irony, the stronger the artistic appeal.

2, "Looking for Uncle".

Ma Ji's "Looking for Uncle" is a short lip-synching repertoire. Created by Ma Ji in 1959, the work tells the story of his visit to Baotou to find his uncle in the form of A's own account.

3, "Ode to Friendship".

This cross talk is Mr. Ma Ji's masterpiece. After the Chinese railway survey team took the "Friendship" steamship to Tanzania, they braved the wind and rain in the primeval forest, overcame thorns and thorns, and conscientiously completed the field survey task in order to build the Tanzania-Zambia Railway, which was praised by the people of Dangshi.

4, "Five Senses Fight for Merit".

This cross talk was created by Ma Ji and performed with Liu Wei, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan, and Wang Jinbao. The cross talk adopts an anthropomorphic form of expression, using a dream of the author Ma Ji as the cause of the incident, using four actors as the author's mouth, eyes, ears, and nose, and through their arguments with the author and their mutual arguments with each other as the background to form a burden and then produce jokes.

5. "Universe Brand Cigarettes".

This cross talk is a masterpiece in Ma Ji's classic cross talk, and it is a stand-up comedy. Performed on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 1984, this work satirizes false advertising, acupuncture and disadvantages, deep rent buried in the hearts of the people, and there is no lack of humor, the image is simple and with some small citizens, drawing on the essence of dramatic performance, broadening the performance form of cross talk, and becoming the pioneering work of "sketch cross talk".

It turns out that the cigarettes we produce are called "Dung and Beetle Brand", although this brand is not loud enough, but it has a strong local flavor! Later, when we flipped through the dictionary, we knew that the dung beetle was a shell! That's why it stinks!

Do you want this brand to stop smelling? Then we immediately changed the brand, and we changed it to the "Pan Tao brand", which means that smoking a box of my Pan Tao brand cigarettes can make you immortal. Later, they made up a slip for us:

Peach, peach, don't make a fuss. "It turns out that this brand stinks again! We changed it when it stinked, and changed it to the "beauty" brand, drawing a big girl on the cigarette box, fair lady, handsome facial features, gorgeously dressed, carrying a small leather bag in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand.

This is called My Fair Lady Sai Tianxian, who doesn't like red clothes and loves cigarettes. - Cosmos Brand Cigarettes" Don't say it! What are you doing?

The full length of my facial features is on my head, and you have to listen to me! The division of labor between the five senses is different, we have to support each other, help each other, and unite to do something? As you do, emphasize that you are important, and I don't want you!

Walk! Walk! Come back!

I reacted, you guys are leaving, my head is like a duck's egg - five senses fight for merit" The cow in the dairy farm in the western suburbs is wow, no milk. Later, I found you, you are a dusty servant, regardless of fatigue, you blow on the cow! (Blown?)

You're on it! After a cross talk, I was so moved that cow that milk flowed out of his eyes! - Bragging" Is my contribution small?

What's wrong? I have hard work without credit, I have fatigue without hard work, and I still complain without fatigue. - Special Diseases" After three days of performance, I came back by train on the fourth day, and just about to get on the train, the manager ran to the station:

Old horse, that bowl of noodles is ready! —Multi-storey hotel

Ma Ji: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground. Zhao Yan: Then where is your face? Ma Ji: We're braggarts...... shameless