My colleague said that Dou Ma Daquan is very interesting, how can there be?

The first trick When your mother scolds you, you can: look at other places and think about other things. Regardless, don't listen.

Properties: Hard. Note:

Can't use it often. The second trick is when your mom scolds you and doesn't let you look elsewhere, you can: find mommy's gossip.

Properties: Hard. Note:

Can't use it often. The third trick When your mother scolds you hard, you can: pretend to cry (make a little hard!)

Properties: Soft. Note:

Be sure to pretend to be like (can be used often) Trick 4 When your mother scolds you hard, you can still do it: lie on your mother and cry. Nature:

Soft + Soft. Note: You can often use the fifth trick When your mother scolds you, you can run back to your house.

Properties: Hard + Soft. Note:

Don't forget to lock the door (you can cry in the room) Trick 6 After your mom scolds you, you can: don't talk to your mom. Nature:

Hard. Note: Do not use it often.

Trick 7 After your mother scolds you, if your mother asks you questions, you can: close your eyes and ask questions (at best!). Nature:

Soft + Hard. The eighth trick After your mother scolds you, you can: be angry (to say badly).

Nature: Hard + Hard. Note:

Be sure to use sparingly. Trick 9 When Mom scolds you, you can say: It will be fine next time!

Properties: soft + hard. (Fool this time first, and find a way next time) Tenth trick After your mother scolds you, your anger has not disappeared, you can:

Write a note and put it in through the crack in the door. Nature: General Eleventh trick After mom scolds you, you can:

Sneak into the mother's house. Nature: Average.

The twelfth trick After your mother scolds you, you can: use some small things next to you to make some mini **. Nature:

So so. Trick 13 After your mother scolds you, you can: sing a song, such as:

Mom is a little noodle melon... Properties: Hard.

Trick 14 When your mother scolds you, you can: lie on the ground, cover your ears, and keep saying, "Can't hear and can't hear."

Nature: Hard + Hard. Trick 15 When your mom scolds you, you can:

Covering his ears, he shouted, "Got it!! Then run away.

Nature: hard + hard + hard (must be used less) Sixteenth trick When your mother scolds you, you can: keep your head down and don't speak, so that your mother thinks you are admitting your mistake.

Nature: General Seventeenth trick When your mother finishes scolding you, you can: shout to run away from home, get some things, run to the staircase, cry and run down.

Properties: Soft. Trick 18 When your mother scolds you, you can:

When your mother was scolding you, you suddenly said, "Can I go to the toilet?" This way you can hide in the toilet.

Properties: Hard. (It's better to use it sparingly) [.]

It's funny, because the author of the book is a 10-13-year-old child, and it's certainly interesting to see things from a child's point of view.

o(∩_o...Can you go and see for yourself

A ten-year-old kid's cheats for fighting his mother. What is available on the Internet is this child's manuscript**. I have a pdf version, do you need to pass it to you?

The immature brushstrokes and pictures make this "Dou Ma Daquan" full of humor, and more than 20 "Dou Ma" moves are unbearable, and many netizens shouted "Amazing!" after reading it! Unbelievable" - news evaluation.

The publisher "Village Head Number" said that the creation of "Dou Ma Daquan" originated from an accidental "injury" of her daughter. Once, when he didn't do well in an exam, he went home with a classmate after school to write his homework. After reading the scores, when Dang's mother criticized her, she felt embarrassed in front of her classmates and her heart was "hurt".

So as soon as the two entered the door, they began the creation of "Dou Ma Daquan". As for the purpose of creating this book, Dangdang said that it is for children between the ages of 6 and 12 who are scolded by their parents every day.

Fighting Mom, gorgeous animation scenes, a strong production team, and a new generation of international classics created with huge investment: at the end of 2011, the emotional drama of the struggle of family women "Post-00s Brave Mom!" >> Stay tuned!

1. Peking Opera "Stealing the Royal Horse" "Dou Erdun Stealing the Royal Horse" 2. Song "Singing Face" The blue-faced Dou Erdun stealing the royal horse The red-faced Guan Gongzhan Changsha The yellow-faced Dian Wei The white-faced Cao Cao The black-faced Zhang Fei chirped.

A fourth-grade girl and her classmates seem to have planned it after being scolded by their mother once. You can go to Sohu Weibo to see the sales, the author is called "Chen Leshui", the author is called "Chen Leshui".

Recently, the meager netizen "Village Head Chain Loud Number" of "Dou Ma Daquan" became popular on the Internet, this book was carefully compiled by his daughter "Dangdang" and classmates, a total of more than 20 moves, both of them are Beijing's fourth-grade banquet Duan little girl.

A person named "Village Head Tree" posted it on Sohu Weibo, and his daughter buried Zhen'er in the notebook how to deal with the fourteen tricks of her mother scolding you, especially funny! Check it out! The kid is also on Sohu Kaisuiwei Weibo, called Linglinghou Chen Lewan clan coarse water.

When I go out at night, my dad usually calls ** to urge, only pick up one, bluff and play. After he hit more than five **, he was ready to flash people. Pick up ** at the door and then be fine.