Humorous sentences that make fun of students sleeping in class

1. "I know you worked too hard last night, but I didn't expect you to start resting now. "

2. "Seeing that your eyelids are starting to fight, is it time for you to change positions and bring you closer? "

3. "Don't think you can hear me with your eyes closed, I can teach with my feet! "

4. "Look at all of you, you all look sleepier than I am, are you doing something at night that I don't know about? "

5. "The way you sleep is superb, and if the class is a movie, you're the best supporting actors. "

6. "I see you solving problems in your dreams, really, I'm amazed at your expertise. "

7. "If sleeping can be considered a science, then you must be experts in this field. "

8. "I know you're tired, but if you don't persevere now, you may be even more tired later. "

9. "Don't think I can't see you if you close your eyes, I'm a prepared teacher. "

10. "Seeing the way you looked, I began to wonder if I didn't sleep well last night, but in fact, I just had a cup of coffee in the morning. "

Student: "I'm so tired of the world, I just want to be alone on the table." In Buddhist parlance, I call this meditation. Taoist.

In other words, this is called Itsuki. Teacher: "You can also say so fresh and refined when you sleep in class, get out ......."”

Humorous sentences about teasing students:

1. After studying for more than ten years, it is easier to mix in kindergarten when I think about it.

2. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can snatch away is not a lover.

3. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the person is cheap, it will be invincible.

4. Falling in love is a feeling, when this feeling is no longer there, I am still forcing myself, this is called responsibility! Breaking up is a kind of courage! When this courage is no longer there, I am still encouraging myself, which is called tragedy.

5. Be lascivious in thought and stop in moderation in life.

6. A thought arises, thousands of rivers and mountains, a thought is extinguished, and the vicissitudes of the sea are lost.

7. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't withstand time.

I taught them that one day is a teacher, and all life is a father. (Because I just graduated, I was afraid that they would not accept it) and the next day they started shouting around me.

A small boy, very delicate, raised his hand to ask a very positive question, one day I asked a question, he wanted to answer, I said: I please.

One day a little boy got into a fight with a girl, and I: How can you bully a girl? He said, "She caught a mosquito and put it on my arm to bite."

After physical education class, a boy sneaked a small green pomegranate into me, I thought it was strange, and then the girl next to me shouted: Teacher, they.