What kind of rhetoric do husbands often use to coax their wives?

<> all men who have wives know that women need to be coaxed, and sometimes they need to be slightly deceived with white lies, which is considered from the overall situation of maintaining family stability and unity, and also to maintain the hard-won feelings of husband and wife. In fact, women with husbands know that men are good at lying, and they also know that "if a man can believe it, it is better to believe that a sow can also go up a tree". There are even female seniors who warn female juniors:

After marriage, you must not believe what a man says, but you must not believe it all! "Because, most men suffer from habitual lying, which is why politicians are mostly men. Married men often use rhetoric to coax their wives, and the more classic lies commonly used can be summarized roughly as:

1. Pretending to be affectionate to his wife, saying, "Wife, you are the most beautiful woman in the world" or "There is no woman in the world who is more beautiful than you!" At this time, if a woman who can still be a little more rational knows that her husband is absolutely lying, she is neither Xi Shi Minchan, nor Yang Yuhuan Wang Zhaojun, then there is the appearance of the closed moon and the appearance of the sinking fish and geese praised by the husband, even if it is in the eyes of the lover, it is absolutely impossible to be like what the husband said.

It's a pity that even a Sister Feng-style woman will feel very useful when she hears a man praise her like this.

2. When the wife tries on clothes, let her husband judge: "Wife, you are beautiful in whatever clothes you wear" or "This dress matches your temperament very well." "Unless your husband is a fashion designer, otherwise, he will never have the ability to appreciate clothing like a woman, therefore, the vast majority of husbands will prepare answers in advance, whether it is true or false, lies and nonsense, as long as it does not hurt the elation of the wife, as long as it can be achieved to let the wife end shopping as soon as possible and liberate herself, as long as you pay attention not to bring your wife displeasure due to your inappropriate remarks, of course, as long as you can coax your wife to be happy.

<> when asked by his wife why he didn't answer **, men usually set multiple answers in advance, such as "it's inconvenient to answer ** in a meeting", or "in another office, ** didn't carry it with me," or "didn't notice ** coming in". The problem is that the vast majority of women will not think that the mobile phone or landline has a missed ** prompt function, even if they didn't hear it at the time, why can they still not take the initiative to contact when they see their wife's missed calls after a while? This obviously makes no sense in the slightest, and no matter how much it is explained, it is a lie.

If the wife finds out that he still keeps in touch with his first girlfriend, most men will subconsciously leave themselves out first, however, when leaving the relationship behind, all kinds of lies are also written, in order to show that he no longer has the slightest affection for his first love. In fact, the vast majority of women do not compare their hearts with their hearts, do not empathize with themselves, and think about whether they can easily forget their first love? People are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless, people are emotional animals, and it is absolutely impossible to turn off their feelings for their first love like a faucet.

Therefore, what the man says is absolutely a lie.

Husbands often make mistakes because most of them are straight men, but wives will always get angry because they are straight men and they will say sorry, I was wrong and I will never do this again. It's a phrase that most men would say, and I will never do it again, but it never worked.

My husband is very hard to comfort the sentence.

1. No matter how tired you are from work, you have to put down the burden when you go home, and your home is your haven; If you are suffering in your heart, do not smoke or drink, fellow relatives will understand your suffering. The body is strong and you should also pay attention to health, no one is invincible. On World Men's Health Day, I wish you a good body.

2. In the workplace, you are an invincible general who charges into battle; At home, you are a tender man who dares to take responsibility; In my eyes, you are an irreplaceable close lover in this life. On World Men's Health Day, I wish my dear husband eternal health and happiness.

3. Men, please add some happiness to your work and let your worries be silent; Inject a little ease into the pressure to bring success closer; Fill life with a little sweetness and make happiness stronger; Give the body input points to exercise for longer health. On World Men's Health Day, I wish you health and happiness, and be a happy man!

Give my sister a smile, don't laugh, my sister will give you a smile.

A classic sweet talk to make my wife happy.

1. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs.

I can't see your smile and I'm about to break! 2. Husband: Your wife, don't be angry, I won't quarrel with you again.

I will love you so much. Make you the third happiest person in the world! Wife:

Third happiness? Even if you are the first to be happy. How can I be the second happiest!

Hum! Husband: You are the third happiest, and I am the second happiest.

Our baby is the first to be happy. 3. Wife, don't be angry, I'll listen to you in the future. I don't talk back to you.

I'll wash the clothes. I'll cook the rice. I'll drag it.

I'll earn the money. Earn it back for you to manage. Laugh one.

Fourth, if I were an emperor in ancient times, others would ask me if I loved the country or my wife. I will definitely choose a wife. Fifth, the wife....I'm really stupid, you're.

I don't even know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful in my heart, the most gentle, the most delicious food, the brightest mopping, the cleanest clothes, and the best housekeeper. What a blessing.

Sixth, wife, don't be angry. Didn't you fall in love with that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow.

And God rolls your favorite hat. And accompany you to pull your hair. Take you to eat KFC.

Buy a flower for you every day. For you. I didn't hesitate to go bankrupt.

Laugh! 7. Wife, don't cry. Did you know?

If you cry for the minute, my life will be reduced by one day. If you want me to die sooner. Then you can cry for a few days.

You've been crying for hours now, so I'm going to live a few months less. Wife, I'm going to go before you. But it's also irretrievable.

Because if you laugh for a minute, I'll live one more day. 8. Although you are still beautiful when you cry. Don't get angry, but it's scientifically proven that getting angry and crying makes people age quickly.

will not be pretty. Although how old you are, how are you not beautiful. I will love you all the same.

But you like to be pretty. So I can't cry anymore. Nine, wife, don't be sad, in fact, I really love you.

Really, really love you. Just like a mouse loves rice, just like a wolf loves a sheep, just like a fish can't do without water, just like a beggar loves a chicken and swims his legs, just like Yang Guo loves a little dragon girl, just like you love money .........10. Wife, you can laugh, I'll make a few poems for you! Money is precious, but life is worth more.

If it's for the sake of the wife. Both can be thrown. The one who was born as a wife, the one who died as a wife!

The wife and wife are so beautiful, and the eyes are bright and the cherry mouth is beautiful. Slender body with slender legs. is the first to be more beautiful than a beautiful wife.

My wife stood on the stage. Miss World sighed!