I m Ultraman, I bought a human transformation device on Earth, why can t I change it?

Baby, bought in China?? Get a lot of fakes that you don't know to China, it's not practical.

Holding the transformer, facing the manure tank, shouting: I want to transform. Then jump forward, with the will not to be afraid of death, and the transformer will feel your mind and it will work.

Because you're not buying the Audi version.

You're going to shout your name.

Bought in China? Cottage bar.

You bought it in China.

Because the monster hasn't appeared yet.

You bought something made in China!?

Ultraman = Outman = Alien.

How did you become an alien if you were an earthling?

If you want to change, it's not impossible:

Key point 1: Take the transformer (**licensed,**, shopping malls are not good!) Then you have to shout and run, and remember to shout Ultraman who has not yet been selected on Earth!

Key point 2: Clothes are very important for two reasons: 1, to flash, to bring lights; 2. It can be retracted; When you're sure that this outfit can be used as much as Ultraman's size, summon it!

Point 3: You have to find the monster! There are no monsters, what is Ultraman doing here?

Point 4: Finding the monster is not the most important thing, after finding it, you must confirm that he has grown up, and can beat people, and can beat you half to death first.

Point 5: Tricks! The tricks in the cartoons you watch are all Ultraman's after someone else's transformation, not yours.

You have to practice the trick first, according to my analysis, the other Ultramans only have hand postures, and ** are all derived from the body. Therefore, I suggest that you relate to the posture of the lower body, you think, how long can the arms be? The lower body is longer and more powerful!

Kindness! You must use your lower body to fight monsters! If you ask**, I recommend poop, which can be thrown both as something and as a stink attack!

Multifunction! Usually pay more attention to collecting!

Point 6: Clean up the mess! The other Ultramans don't talk about social morality, and they run away after the fight, and no one cleans up the mess.

You're going to be an Ultraman with morals, recuperation, force, and brains, so you have to think about how to clean up the mess. You see, after fighting monsters, the best way to clean up is to eat them, of course, it's normal to have some ** residues!

Good luck! From the M78 nebula.

Because you haven't met the little monster yet, when you meet the little monster, you can use the transformer.

You'll wake up when you see your first monster.

As one of the leading merchants of the M78 Nebula on Earth, I analyzed that you may have the following problems:

1, because our Ultraman transformer sells well all over the world, so illegal traders have also made a copycat version of Ultraman transformer, trying to confuse customers with fake and real, we strongly condemn this illegal trader, so I hope that customers please look for the anti-counterfeiting trademark M78 when buying Ultraman transformer, not made

inchina

These words, of course, since we are a large global company, copycats can appear all over the world, and Japan is no exception.

2, our company produces the transformation device is required verification code, please confirm before the transformation to enter the verification code to be able to transform correctly, our official verification code is "Ultraman, see above", please say the verification code and pose before the transformation before the transformation (see page 213 of the manual for the transformation posture).

3,Here's an extra note.,You can't use the special move dynamic light wave when you just transform.,Because the dynamic light wave has an opening cooldown.,You need to wait for a while before you can release the dynamic light wave.,So don't expect to use the dynamic light wave to destroy your classmates just after the transformation.,In addition, the length of the cooldown time of the dynamic light wave is directly related to your belief in Ultraman.,Please confirm.,Thank you.。

4, If you still can't successfully transform, please call our company's ** number 3838438, we will provide door-to-door maintenance services, if you still can't successfully transform, we will send Ultraman to assist you in eliminating your classmates, please continue to support our company's products, thank you.

Hello landlord.

I'm Ultraman Regerdor, who manages the M78 Nebula Nation of Light transformer salesman.

There are several common problems with the inability of your Ultraman Transformer to transform.

1: Maybe your faith isn't enough, and only after you die in the fight against the monster will the transformation device take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not an earthling, our products are only for earthlings, I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension. 3：

It may be that the transformation props you buy are shoddy products, and there are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small traders make fake transformation devices for everyone to buy in order to make money. So please be sure to check if there is a unique "Ultra Label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78".

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning, please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free within 30,000 years. But because I'm busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling", I'm going to fly you to the land of Ultra yourself.

5: The spell of the transformation device is not pronounced correctly, our transformation spell is more than 30 bytes long, and the transformation spell must be clear when transforming, and the transformation spell must be pronounced word for word, and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it must be professionally trained, please trouble your Chinese teacher for this. It's all on the spell manual, read it yourself.

6: It may be that Ultraman represented by this transformation device is at odds with you, so I don't want to merge with you to defeat the monster. 7: It may be that you are not yet of the age.

Because you're a human, you didn't merge with Ultraman.

Then don't transform, ......Get a digital tyrannosaurus machine to fight all over the world ...... invincible

It doesn't seem to be that high-tech yet.

This... Maybe it's a lack of battery energy, you can call 10086 for more information.

When you're older, you'll know why you can't transform.

baby, that's all covered by children.

Ultraman is not handsome.

Let's be individual.

Because I haven't met a little monster yet, I scream and transform after encountering it.

If it doesn't work, ask me again.

The little monster has arrived in Japan, and then screams at Bumpman to transform.

If it doesn't work out, I'll be responsible.

You need to shout on the road that I'm Ultraman!! If everyone hears it, you can transform.

Your transformer was bought in China, alas...

It's not scientific.,What do you want.。。 Do you fight little monsters?

Brother, you have nothing to do with the girl.

There are no monsters, where did Ultraman come from?!

Because you're still too young, the transformers of Ultraman on TV are all adults.

If you want to transform into Ultraman, you have to have conditions, such as shouting to transform, it's best to attract all the neighbors, and you can transform.