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Topic: There are three light bulbs indoors and three switches outdoors, they correspond to each other, but I don't know which switch corresponds to which light.

Turn on a switch outdoors for a long time, then turn off this switch, turn on another switch, immediately enter the room, the light is on and correspond to the switch that is turned on, and then reach out and touch the other two lights, which are so hot that the one is the switch that was turned on first. The rest of the lights correspond to the switch that has not been turned on.

(1) Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?

Answer: Jasmine.

Reason: A good (beautiful) jasmine.

2) What line do orangutans hate the most?

Answer: Parallel lines.

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

3) Which one is the worst, eraser, tiger or lion?

Answer: Eraser.

Reason: Eraser sassafras (eraser difference).

4) What are the cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of 10,000, and paper is afraid of what if.

Reason: Not afraid of 10,000, just in case.

5) What is the pencil last name?

Answer: Shaw. Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

6) What will become of the unicorn when it flies to the North Pole?

Answer: Ice cream.

Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn).

7) Which country, China, Japan, Africa, or South Korea, has the most synchronized soldiers?

Answer: Japan.

Reason: Because there is a singer in Japan named Ayumi Hamasaki (Bing Qi Bu).

8) Which historical figure is the most underwhelming?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

9) Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest in 123456789?

Answers: 1 Laziness; 2. Industrious.

Reason: 1 don't do 2 don't stop.

10) How do you calm a sparrow?

Answer: Press it down.

Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

There are two sisters with conjoined babies, one is named Mary, and the other is called?

Monroe Because of Marilyn (Lian) Monroe.

What kind of stuff does it take no effort to hit and is very comfortable?

Dozing off Kittens, puppies, and chicks, who were the first to be called up and endorsed?

Puppy Because of the Wangwang Xianbei (first back).

What books are you unlikely to buy in a bookstore?

Answer: Secretary.

I'll just ask you one.

There are so many people who ask, so I'll ask one.

Why did a caterpillar with only 8 legs crawl over a piece of poop and leave only 7 footprints???

The answer is: it stinks, cover your nose with one foot.

The homonym of 520 is the Chinese word "I love you".

For example, if you like this goddess very much, but you have not found a chance to confess or say that you don't know how to express it, you can directly take this opportunity to confess to the other party, you can say "520 is what I love you, 520 is the day I confess to you".

It is also understandable that the goddess likes you, but she wants you to confess to her, deliberately trying you to test you secretly, if you are also deliberately embarrassed to speak, then this is a very good opportunity to confess, an opportunity to pierce the window paper, at this time not to confess more when, you can say "520 is the day I love you every day".

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she will have a crush, and the boy should be thick-skinned, and the goddess will secretly try it, so what are you hesitating about, and confess it bravely.

In 21xx, an old man who was about to die knelt in front of the grave and couldn't help but burst into tears: "My grandson is not good, I have been waiting for so many years, and I have not waited for the World Cup to qualify, I am ashamed of my ancestors!" After saying that, he was furious, trembling twice and then stopped moving.

Those eyes are still wide, and they can't be blinded!

When the grandson died, he went to heaven, and one day he met God, and God said, "I can grant you one wish." ”

He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?" ”

God said, "It's too difficult, so let's change it." ”

Sun Tzu said again: "Then I want the Chinese team to qualify for the World Cup." ”

God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What was your last wish?" Bring me the globe. ”

There was a neuropathy, I didn't know how to get a pistol from **, and he walked in a small black alley. Suddenly, I met a young man, and without saying a word, he put him on the ground and put a gun on his head! Asked:

Equal to 2 Neuropathy shot him without hesitation! Then he dragged the gun in his arms and said coldly:

You know too much.

1. A hungry wolf forages for food, and I hear a woman training a child: If you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf!

The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed: **, women are **!

2.One prisoner was executed, and because the bullets were of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then a second shot was fired. The third shot. At this time, the prisoner cried: Big brother, you strangle me, it's so scary!

3.After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said: Scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot.

Kill, I shot without aiming, the babies were so scared that they ran, and the rope couldn't stop it!

5. Last night, I watched the stars at night and found that you recently committed a lone star, the only way to solve it:

1) Walk to the door of the dormitory 2) Hold a handkerchief.

3) Hold the door frame with your left hand 4) Shake the handkerchief with your right hand.

The spell is: Uncle come up and play!

6.You travel to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, on the way to encounter a group of wild boars besieged, the tourists all took out food, money, wild boars are unmoved, you take out the only ID card, the group of pigs knelt and cried: Boss, we can find you!

7. Mr. Huang loved the revolution and named his son in honor of the Red Army'Army', One day I sent my son to class, and when I saw bus No. 8 entering the station, I shouted at my son: Huang Jun run, No. 8 is coming! 8. The cannibal father and son hunted, and their son captured a thin son, and the father said: Release, no meat!

The son returned, caught a fat man, and the father said: Put it, it's too greasy!

After a while, the son captured a beautiful woman, and the father said: Take her back and eat your mother tonight!

9. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, the little bear came to the mountains and met the tiger, so frightened that he held the sickle and hammer above his head, and the tiger said: I don't see it, you are still a party member like a bear!

10. The wife asked her husband: Do you like my gentleness and loveliness? Or am I smart and beautiful?

My husband replied: I like your sense of humor!

11. A group of ants climbed onto the elephant's back, but was shaken down, and only one ant held on to the elephant's neck.

The ants below screamed: strangle him, strangle him, sample, reversed!

12. The farmer carried the dung, and the foreigner saw it and asked: Uncle, how much is this sauce a catty?

The farmer was silent, and the foreigner dipped his hand in his mouth and put it in his mouth, thinking: If you don't tell me how much a pound is, I won't tell you that your sauce stinks!

--I'm laughing to death.

Haha, the landlord thinks too much, du, think more wrong, men tolerate women very common, maybe he thinks you're busy, so he replied forget it, and he didn't reply to the message is likely to buy and prepare to give it to you, said to eat, so I asked you to meet, now you say busy, it is inevitable that there will be a slight disappointment, comfort him tomorrow, you love him very much, I wish you happiness.

Why worry so much about unwarranted speculation? We'll see tomorrow! (Believe in your romance!) ）

Only he knows what he thinks, you should ask him, and asking here is just speculation, what's the use

He's busy at work.,Maybe I forgot.,You have to remind him of a lot of things.。。

Don't guess for yourself.

Suspicion is the first step in the estrangement between the two.

He probably didn't want to talk about it at the moment, or would just do it quietly and not say much. As for dinner, it may be a very normal mood performance. Don't think too much, the boy doesn't have much thought, he just thinks what he does.

Don't guess, if you guess, it's not a surprise, it's expected.

How old is the landlord? Copy how to describe it like a child playing at home You think too much Tell him directly I like this you gave me.

zhi chain But now it's faded I hope you are sending the same Let me show my happiness to my friends and colleagues around me The old one I will definitely keep well You say this He must be full of joy Because you care about him and then care about the gift he gives The best of both worlds You get the gift He has confidence Just say Don't be scared.

Later, he sent you a text message to say that he was eating, indicating that he still wanted to be with you normally, probably wanting to talk to you about the bracelet, but you said that he had finished eating (if the landlord said it angrily, he should also be a stubborn person), so he thought you were angry, so he said that he wanted to see you and wanted to explain. But you also said that you were too busy to see him, and he was even more sure that you were angry, and he was not angry.

Give me a lot of points, You give it to me, and I'll tell you what he thinks.

Men are Martians and women are earthlings. Not from a planet, if you want to live together peacefully, you have to learn his way of thinking and his planetary language. Change him in a way that is acceptable to him

Don't speculate on the other person's mind, if you know more, you may not be happy. Wise woman who understands how to run a man, and not some.

I think the result is happy, don't be dazzled by this kind of discussion, don't think too much. He loves you, doesn't he?

What is a reip, is this your special term?

I don't think he's careful, maybe he's stingy and doesn't want to give, maybe he's already bought it and surprised you.

Just ask him, it's good to be honest with each other.

A He wants to surprise you, so he answers the wrong questions, so that you can forget as soon as possible, and you will be very surprised when the time comes.

b He might want to save some money and live a two-person world with you or something! But you didn't give him a chance.

c He doesn't want to buy it for you, he has become a little stingy, maybe he thinks you treat him badly, so he excuses himself to change the subject.

d He may not have any money on hand, and he wants to buy it for you slowly in a few days, for fear that to be honest, you will not like him.

I can have this heart here to let everyone come to help you come up with ideas, and I can see that you care about him very much, if I am him, I don't need to have any negative thoughts about you, it's too late to care, men are flowers, but no matter how much you care, you have to restrain your behavior from women who care about you and love you, so you don't need to think too much, he is really a good man, and he won't do unreasonable harm to women who love him, I wish you happiness!

Maybe he'll give you a better one.,But to be honest, his attitude is a little cold.,May I ask if he's usually such a character?。

Sister, I think you're going to be dumped!

He bought it and asked to see you to give it to you in person. That's for sure, otherwise I wouldn't have said there was a surprise for you.

The first step to happiness is to believe in Him, to believe in Him unconditionally. Don't be cranky, boys and girls always think differently, don't make a big fuss. Wishing you happiness!

12th floor, content to be ---

I vaguely see some online.

Hello, it is true that family education is crucial. Especially a child, the influence of the family is very deep. But now that this is the case, you can only find a solution on your own and communicate with others.

At least let people know what you think and feel, and it will get better slowly. This requires a step-by-step process, and you shouldn't rush it too much. Gotta take your time!

I wish you a speedy way out of your psychological predicament!

Since childhood, we will get a lot of self-identity and denial from our parents and the surrounding environment, etc., if we live in a loving but not doting, disciplined but not harsh, *** but not excessive, there is recognition but not laissez-faire, there is criticism but not accusation, then we can have a good childhood to establish their own outlook on life values and so on, but these things are not something you can make up. What is already ingrained is not something you want to get rid of, but it is temporarily suppressed.

Whether your cognition is healthy or not depends on what your moral bottom line is.

"I'm like a magnet that attracts all the good things to me. ”

The power of the mind is invincible! ”

Open your heart and face everyone around you with love and a smile.

I used to be in the same situation as you, I was also seriously inferior, timid, and rarely communicated with others, only with myself. At one point, I felt like I was suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder. But now I'm fine. This kind of problem should be dealt with in a concrete way and cannot be generalized. So you can talk to me privately.

The landlord borrowed a sentence from Yi Zhongtian, the easiest way is the best, why make it so complicated, in fact, you are just the first difficult to take out In fact, in this society, people have to communicate with each other, you are afraid that you can't do it, it's a big deal, go out slowly, it's normal to start not adapting, and then you will gradually adapt to it Or go out Take the first step Don't be afraid Gradually it will be okay Believe me People always get along with people who get along well That has to learn to change.