Can anyone tell a joke and listen to a few brain teasers by the way to have an answer

A puppy travels in the desert and dies and asks how he died?

A: He was suffocated because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it still suffocated, why?

A: The dotted pole is labeled with "No urination here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole with nothing on it, but it still suffocated, why?

A: A lot of puppies were in line, didn't wait.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole with nothing on it, and the queue was also there, but it still suffocated, why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dog mm in the back, he is embarrassed.

Let's have a super bad joke.!

Two flies play in the air. No one is convinced of anyone.

Gradually, both of them got tired. It landed on a window.

As a result, the first one fell without falling steadily. The second one fell steadily.!

But I saw the first one fall. It also fell. You know why?

Because the second saw the first fall. I'm glad I am. So he clapped his hands happily and shouted, "Yay." Yes. Yes.

2. How should a woman who has been divorced 50 times describe her? (Answer: Abandon the previous efforts).

3. How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes for 3 minutes, and 90 children for 90 cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time).

4. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps apart, they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they always turn to the left and the other to the right, why? (Answer: They live in the opposite door).

5, Xiao Ming's family lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken, and he didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and returned home. (Answer: Mom carries him upstairs).

A green meadow, guess a flower (plum blossom).

Another green meadow, guess a flower (wild plum blossom).

A flock of sheep came to the meadow, guess a fruit (strawberry).

Here comes another wolf, guess a fruit (star fruit).

This wolf called a pack of wolves, guess a fruit (bayberry).

2.Once upon a time there was a mouse, and it ate a magic pill, and then it actually flew, so do you know why snakes fly? Because it eats mice, do you know why the eagle flies? Because it ate snakes? No, the eagle would have flew.

Ashton shouts deep v press company meets thick.

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