Who s telling jokes can make me bean music? Occasionally give him 30 points

Is this necessary? Even if there is a joke that can make you happy, what good is it?If you don't think about teaching too much, you will be naturally happy!

I'll tell you about my wife: Husband, I want two flowers!

Husband: Which two?

Wife: If you have money to spend, you can spend it as you like.

Husband: Wife, you're so beautiful tonight.

Wife: Really?

Husband: I want to be beautiful.

Dumb married a widow. She has 3 children, and Dumb herself has 2 children. After getting married, they had 3 children.

The wife hurriedly ran to Dumb and said, "Go to the yard, quick! It's horrible.

Dumb: "What's wrong?" Wife:

Alas! Your child and my child are hitting our child.

1. When the bell rang for the end of class, the teacher smiled and said to the class: "Don't panic if you are clamoring to get out of school, don't drag the class, please don't chat with those who eat instant noodles." Ask the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, so as not to disturb the sleep of the students in the front row.

The classmates who watched the scenery by the window, and the classmates who shouted to the playground to play basketball, I had to assign homework. Students who stop by remember to inform their classmates in the Internet café of today's homework. ”

2. There is a small shop in front of my house, and the advertisement broadcast every day is "The boss lady has run away, the boss has run away, the boss has no intention of running it, and the field is cleared." After a month, it was changed to: "The boss lady is back, the boss is back, the boss celebrates, and the big discount is given."

3. Ask the first penguin what he likes to do? The first penguin said to eat and sleep and beat Doudou, so the hunter asked the second penguin, and the second penguin replied to eat and sleep to beat Doudou, and when asked about the 100th penguin, the penguin replied to eat and sleep, and then asked, why not Doudou? The penguin replied, "I'm Doudou."

4, [ Question: A pig is 400 catties, a bridge bears 200 catties, how can a pig cross the bridge] Conditions: 1

Pigs are live pigs, and pigs must not be cut in any scheme2The story takes place in the kingdom of pigs, don't introduce the human factor 3Crossing a bridge is not crossing a river, don't say swim past 4

Crossing a bridge is not crossing a stream, don't say it's flying over5Moving the bridge to level ground or crossing another bridge with a load of more than 400 catties is a change of character 6It's not a play on words, don't say "the pig fainted."

Early in the morning, I heard a female classmate shouting in the classroom: Don't you can't pull out and blame the earth for not being attractive!