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Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped

Not long after, the four of them took another plane to go on a tour, and they crashed again, and there were still only three parachutes, and they continued to have problems

Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: Year

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the War of Reform and Opening-up?

Sha Seng: 10,000 people

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Tang Seng: Bajie, what is the name of the ten thousand people?

Bajie had no choice but to jump again

The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said: Master, you don't need to ask, I will jump by myself and then jump

Tang Seng joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.

The story of Sister Feng and Brother Sharp.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”.After that, the teacher angrily hugged the book for a day.

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