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Anonymous users2024-02-061.Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?
Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
2.Question: What is the pencil's last name?
3.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?
Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).
4.Question: Which is the worst one, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?
Reason: Eraser (eraser difference).
5.Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?
Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.
6.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?
Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).
7.Question: Which historical figure is the most indebted?
Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).
8.Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9?
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
9.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?
Reason: Silent (silent pressing).
10.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?
Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.
11.Question: Who is Mi's mother?
Answer: Flowers. Reason: Peanuts.
12.Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?
Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.
Reason: Little white two
13.Question: Which number of 30-50 is worse than the bear's poop!
Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than male (bear) arguments.
14.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?
Reason: Coaxing in.
Question: What should I do if I come out again?
Reason: Still coaxing.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Xiao Ming bought a parrot from the street. Look** is 3 yuan. So I asked the boss why it was so cheap.
After that, the boss said. Teach it to speak human language. But it will only say:
Who? So Xiao Ming didn't believe it. I paid for it and bought it home.
Taught all day. What a stupid bird. So Xiao Ming went to school.
Midday. Here comes a gas delivery man. Abbreviated as "Xiaobai", Xiaobai knocked on the door.
The room spoke. Who? Xiaobai:
Deliver gas. Parrot: Who?
Xiaobai: Deliver gas. Parrot:
Who? Xiaobai: Deliver gas.
Afternoon. Xiao Ming came back from school. I saw a man lying in front of his house.
Foaming at the mouth. Just ask. : Who is this?
Parrot: Delivering gas.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04One person's schoolbag is empty 1, and there is beichao last semester
14678557267'Randy; I; Finish; **Me; You are too one:: You can; Say; 5 Difficult:
You; The family is gone; Second;; Second;; :One; Crossing the dagger north into you: one; I; Second;;
；Door: B: :
B:::BB: :
Second;; ':B xbbfgdjcfyyoviewg filament:
Yes; ：；Ghcy! ！
！。Play and see you in a hurry; 丨丿*丨丨* *丿*丨丿*me. Child.
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