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Anonymous users2024-02-08Dear users (Shenzhou Travel, Global Pass, Dynamic Zone) users. November 25 is the anniversary of China-Pakistan friendship. In order to better and quickly realize the friendly visit between China and Pakistan, one yuan will be deducted from your mobile phone as the start-up capital. For more information, please consult this silly la.
Give a, thank you for thinking - LP).
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky? Goku:
A A Tang Seng: Okay, give you a handful A Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?
Sha Seng: A Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful of Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question Tang Seng:
Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky? Bajie jumped off Not long after, the four of them took a plane to travel again Crashed on the way, there were still only three parachutes They continued to ask questions Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?
Wukong: 1949 Tang Seng: Okay, give you a handful Tang Seng:
Sha Seng, how many people died in the War of Reform and Opening-up? Sha Seng: 2.5 million Tang Seng:
Okay, I'll give you a handful Tang Seng: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?..Bajie had no choice but to jump down again The third time, the four of them took a plane to travel again, and there was an accident on the way At this time, Bajie said:
Master, you don't have to ask, I'll jump by myself Then I jumped Tang Seng clasped his hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06The blind man rode together with the lame man on the road, and the blind man rode the lame man to see the road. Suddenly, the lame man noticed a deep ditch ahead of him and shouted, "Ditch!
Ditch! Ditch! "The cripple misheard:
go!go!go!
Singing back"Oh, oh!! 2 people fell into the ditch together.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Secret recipe: mobile phone batteries will be difficult to charge for more than 2 years, soak in 50% alkaline water can prolong the service life, and can also play a role in the maintenance of new batteries.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04The fish said, "I keep my eyes open because I am reluctant to leave by your side." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day long to surround you and hold you tight." The pot said, "It's almost ripe and so much." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Why don't you search online? There are a lot of them on the Internet!
There was a very rich countryman, one day to go to a five-star hotel, suddenly he wanted to, so he went into the toilet, found that the toilet lid could not be opened, so he had to pull the on the toilet lid, and then to wash his hands, he casually pressed a button, the toilet lid suddenly bounced, the was bounced to the ceiling, he looked at it and felt embarrassed, so he went out to find a cleaner and said: "I'll give you 500 yuan, help me clean it." "The cleaner came out and found the big money and said: >>>More
April Fool's, this one is turned, because I personally think some are pretty good! If you feel the same way, please give points, thank you very much! >>>More
Burn me some clothes and money.
I would like to invite you to the beautiful seaside to watch the sunset, walk on the beach together to feel the tranquility of dusk, watch the romance of the waves touching the sea, and then climb the highest reef with you, and then kick you into the sea! You don't want me! >>>More
I was desperate Zixia left me, the master was too nagging, the Bull Demon King borrowed my money and didn't pay it back, and finally bought the Water Curtain Cave and was maliciously acquired by the Bodhisattva, fortunately, you can go online, send a message, and wish the second junior brother a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! >>>More