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1.Four people were playing mahjong, the police came, but five people were arrested, why?

Because mahjong is one, they are beating him in the group.

2.Medium-rare steak and medium-rare steak are tested together, but they don't talk to each other, why?

Because they are not cooked.

3.Why are the medium-rare and medium-rare steaks chatting together?

Because they are very familiar together.

4.Xiao Wang's uncle died, and he died the next day, why?

Because he didn't save (uncle) anymore.

5.Kittens, dogs, and chickens, who were called up by the teacher to endorse first?

Puppies, because (Want Want Fresh Shellfish) Wang Wang first back.

I played it myself, picked a few fun ones, and if you follow the quantity, then I won't be able to play.

Someone splashed you with ink, and the man said, don't be afraid, there is too much laundry detergent. What to do?

You hit ta, hit ta until he has stomach deficiency, and say, don't be afraid, there are six flavors of rehmannia pills, which cure stomach deficiency and do not contain sugar.

Why don't good horses eat back grass? The grass in the back is all gone2Why does the summer vacation have to be longer than the winter vacation? 3. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

If you go too slowly.4 Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Nan no Amitabha Buddha 5 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She couldn't sit still.

Who is Mi's mom? --Flowers: Peanuts.

Who is Mi's dad? --Butterfly: Butterfly loves flowers.

Who are Mi's siblings? --Oil: Peanut oil. Or --- you: oil-you

I can't write it (I'll give you a link.)

1.What eggs can't be eaten?

2.Who is better black chicken or white chicken?

3。Li Bai is dead, what will happen to the world?

Brain teaser question: Mao Mao said: 10 4 2, the teacher also said right, why? [Brain teaser answer: 10 o'clock + 4 o'clock = 2 o'clock in the afternoon].

I have one, it's hard to guess: it takes 1 hour for a bird to fly from A to B, and 2 and a half hours to fly from B to A, why.

Because 2 hours and a half = one hour.

What horse in the world is two-legged? Answer: Obama.

What rat in the world is two-legged? Answer: Mickey Mouse.

What duck in the world is two legs? Answer: Any duck is two-legged.

Why do frogs fly? Because it eats magic cookies, why does the snake fly? Because it ate that frog, why does the eagle fly? The eagle itself will fly.

What is the fastest way to turn ice into water.

What can't you eat? Answer: "East-West" direction.

Who never sees a doctor when they are sick?

Answer: Blind.

Buy a Sprite for three dollars, sell it for three dollars, buy it back for four dollars, and then sell it for four dollars and five, do you lose or earn, how much you lose or how much you earn.

A, B, C and D cross the bridge in the middle of the night, A takes 1 minute to cross the bridge, B takes 2 minutes to cross the bridge, C takes 5 minutes to cross the bridge, D takes 10 minutes to cross the bridge, only two people can cross the bridge at a time, a flashlight is needed to cross the bridge, the flashlight can not be thrown back and forth, only someone can send it back, it takes at least 17 minutes, ask how to go?

I only know a little bit, and I'll tell you this: 1 What is the use of your eggshell?

Answer: Used to coat egg whites and yolks.

2There was a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep came. How many flocks are there?

Answer: It's still a group!

What should be the first step in turning dreams into reality?

Answer: Get up.

3Do you want mosquito bites to be in **? Answer: Others.

Because the speed of the car is halved, according to s=vt, time x2, the speed of the same distance is inversely proportional to time, that is, the speed is half of the original.

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Isn't it a brain teaser!

8+9=10, take one to make the equation true.

Take 8 to 9, put 0 in the middle to become 8: