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Anonymous users2024-02-10A Japanese capitalist asked a Chinese artist to paint a portrait, but later refused to pay the agreed 5,000 yuan. His reasoning was: "It's not me at all who painted. ”
Chinese artists were scoundrels, but some of them were reluctant to make their own paintings, so they had to exhibit this painting in public along with their other works, and nominated it as "The Robber".
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Anonymous users2024-02-09On the eve of the Spring Festival, the reporter interviewed an old lady: "What do you think about the fireworks in the community?" The old lady said calmly: "How else can you look at it, lie on the windowsill and watch." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-08I especially hope that A scolds me for being a shell lang and pestering him all day long, but he has no choice but to scold me: "shell lang!" Then I gave him a push.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07When I was a kid, I learned English about the ambulance, and I understood it as "I can't die," and I remembered it right away.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.)
Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”
Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”
Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”
Wolf: "You know him?" ”
Pig B: "Hmm! ”
Wolf: "Who is he?" ”
Pig B: "Yes. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".
Wolf: "How do I know?" ”
Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”
Wolf: "Where?" ”
Pig B: "It's me." ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".
Wolf: "Oh my God! ”
Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad! ”
Wolf: "What, your father?" ”
Pig B: "No! ”
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”
Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Why? ”
Pig A: "Yes! ”
Wolf: "What is it?" ”
Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”
Wolf: "Who?" ”
Pig A: "Who am I?" ”
Wolf: "Who are you?" ”
Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”
Wolf: "What? ”
Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." ”
Thank you for adopting.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05A young man proposed to the girl, and the girl said:
However, we have only known each other for three days, do you know me? ”
The young man hurriedly said, "Understand, understand, I have known you for a long time." ”
Is it? "Yes, I have been working in the bank for three years, and I know very well how much your father has in savings. ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04What to do The father took Bai and his little son in front of the tiger cage in the Du Zoo.
The father told his son how cruel and ferocious the tiger was, and the son listened attentively with a serious face.
Daddy," the son finally said, "if the tiger breaks out of the cage and eats you." That, that. What to do, son? Father asked expectantly.
So, which bus do I take home? The boy raised his face and asked his father.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Three white piglets.
The name of pig A is du"Who", pig B's name is zhi"Where", the name of the pig daoc is called"What"。One day version, Pig A and Pig B are standing right at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig A: "Yes! Wolf: "What?
Pig A: What's on the roof.
Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?
Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).
Wolf: Do you know it?
Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: "Yes.
Wolf: "What? Pig B: What's on the roof.
Wolf: "Where?" Pig B: "'Where' is me."
Wolf: "Who?" Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again).
Wolf: "How do I know?"
Pig B: You look for it"Who"？
Wolf: "What? Pig B: It's on the roof.
Wolf: "Where?" Pig B: "It's me."
Wolf: "Who?" Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.
Wolf: "Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:"OMG"It's our dad.
Wolf: What, your father?
Pig B: "No!
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:"Why? "
Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?"
Wolf: "What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.
Wolf: "Why?
Pig A: "Yes! Wolf: "What is it?"
Pig A: No, it is"Why? "。
Wolf: "Who?" Pig A: "Who am I?"
Wolf: "Who are you?"
Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'.
Wolf: "What? Pig A, B: It's on the roof.
In the end, the wolf committed suicide ......
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Let me tell you a story. The beginning is scary, the middle is hilarious, and the end is sad...
Once upon a time there was a ghost.,And then he put a p.,And as a result... He's dead...
Sizzle
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Anonymous users2024-02-01The wisdom of a flight attendant.
On long-haul flights, the captain runs to the back to talk to a flight attendant during his break, but the flight attendant only wants to read a magazine dedicated to her.
The captain said, "Let's play a game." The flight attendant scoffed.
The captain said, "That's how the game is played. If I ask you a question and you won't answer, give me $5; Then you ask me a question, and I won't answer, and I'll give you $5. The stewardess still scoffed.
The captain found it very boring, so he increased his stakes: "Well, you won't answer, give me $5; I won't answer, I'll give you $100. The flight attendant put down the magazine, stared at the captain for five seconds, and said, "You ask." ”
The captain said, "What is the cruise speed of the 747?" The flight attendant thought for a moment and took out $5 to the captain. Then the captain said proudly: "It's time for you to ask." ”
The stewardess asked, "What kind of animal is it with 3 eyes, 6 noses, 9 legs and a tail?" The captain thought for a long time and couldn't answer, so he paid $100 to the flight attendant, and the flight attendant accepted it very calmly.
The captain was not convinced, so he asked, "What is the answer?" ”
The flight attendant took out $5 and gave it to the captain and continued to read her magazine.
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