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Poetry. There is a classmate who sleeps in class! Woken up by the teacher! The teacher asked, "Who has not died since ancient times?"

What's the next sentence? ”

The student said, "Whoever doesn't use paper." ”

I never saw the student again.

In the second year, it was the same student and the same teacher, and the same question was asked!!

This time the student was smart! Moan: ".

Since ancient times, who has no, who can without paper.

If you without paper, unless you use your fingers! ”

The teacher was furious!! And they told him to stand!!

A while. The teacher saw snow outside the window! He couldn't help but chant a poem: "It doesn't rain when it snows, and the snow turns into rain on the ground."

How troublesome it is when it becomes rain, why can't it be removed when it rains! ”

After the teacher finished chanting the poem! The classmate also continued: ".

Teachers don't eat when they eat, and they become when they eat in their stomachs.

It's so troublesome when it becomes, why don't you eat!!

The teacher fainted on the spot.

A couple of passionate lovers stand on the top of the mountain at night to enjoy the beautiful night sky, and a cool breeze blows.

M: Is it cold? F: It's not cold.

M: Then let me wear your coat.

A lot of 1, panda: "I'm not lazy, I'm just lying on my stomach thinking about the ...... of life."”

Breeder: "I haven't even given birth to a person, what kind of life are you talking about!" ”

Panda: "....2. The centipede and the snail went swimming, and the centipede said to the snail: Brother, you are walking too slowly, when can you get to the river?

The snail said, "Then you go first!" I'm afraid you won't have finished taking off your shoes by the time I get there!

3. One day the elephant went out to play, when passing by a coconut grove.

A small worm flew into its ear, and the elephant couldn't get it out! I happened to be spotted by a woodpecker.

The woodpecker asked it, "What's wrong with you, do you need help?" ”

The elephant told the woodpecker about the situation!

The woodpecker said, "That's easy! ”

So the woodpecker flew into the elephant's ear and ate the worm.

The elephant says thank you sparrow!

The woodpecker thought for a moment and said, "You let me do it"!

The elephant said, "Yes! ”

The woodpecker flew behind the elephant and flew in!

At this time, a coconut fell and hit the elephant's head, and the elephant screamed.

Scared the woodpeckers! Hurriedly said: "I'm sorry! It hurts you!!

4. An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the soil, with only one leg exposed.

The little rabbit saw it and asked puzzledly, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, Lao Tzu stumbles over it! ”

The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants hurrying away and asked why?

The ant replied, "Yesterday an elephant tripped and fell and was seriously injured by one of our brothers, and we donated blood to the elephant." ”

Not long after, when the rabbit saw that a large number of ants had returned, he asked what was the matter, and one of the ants said, "Oh, there is only one of them with the same blood type as the elephant, and it is enough to leave one of them there to draw blood." ”

On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ants, "Is the elephant alive?" ”

The ant said helplessly: "I carried it back, but I didn't expect it to be too bad!" ”

The three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as the things were brought to the table, they found that they didn't have any money with them. The big turtle said

I'm the biggest, and of course I don't have to go back and get the money. The middle turtle said, "It is most appropriate to send the little turtle there."

The little turtle said, "I can go back and get the money, but after I'm gone, none of you are allowed to touch my cake!" The big tortoise and the middle tortoise said yes.

The little turtle was gone, because his belly was empty, and the big turtle quickly finished his share of the cake. However, the little turtle was nowhere to be seen. On the third day, the big turtle was really hungry, and they all said in unison:

Let's eat the little turtle's share. Just as they were about to start eating, the voice of the little turtle came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" ”

Pushing children to do their homework every weekend is a tough battle.

The son lay on the ground today and said to his father: "Reading is the most useless, I have been studying for six years, and I have not earned a penny." If I used it to be a beggar in the past six years, I don't know how much I earned. ”

Dad angrily shouted at him, "You go, you go, you want!" ”

The son whispered: "You have to think about this, the piece of paper in front of me will be unlucky, and at least four words will be written: ...... parents are dead."”

The classmate was dragged to the corridor by the teacher to educate him when he slept in class, and he said a few words, so angry that the teacher wanted to beat him! The classmate shouted, "You dare to hit someone?!" ”

Teacher: "What's the matter with beating you, does anyone know if I hit you?" Does anyone know that I hit you? ”

The classmates pondered ......

Later, the teacher was taken to the hospital!!

2. The math teacher said angrily: Many students don't study well in class and focus on the teacher's eggs.

Compassion: I hatched a plan to make my friend fall out of love so that he felt the same way as me, which is compassion.

I play League of Legends in which there are a lot of hero dialogues that are particularly humorous and funny, and I like the death song the most of a sentence of life, but it's just a **, from the moment you start to breathe, you're already slowly dying, extremely sad, blissful, peaceful, each necessary stage has its beauty, the more you think about it, the more you feel, Death Song is a person with a story.

And the conversation between Kasumi and Luo, look, who's so beautiful, it's not time now, dear, no, it's always been time, how much you like me today, a little more than yesterday, a little less than tomorrow, what are you going to do if I'm gone, oh dear, then I'm not complete anymore, and there are many more like that, I think it's funny.

Nowadays, the Internet is very developed, and there are a lot of interesting and fun online games, which are also very popular with modern young men and women, and I personally like to play games very much.

I prefer to play PUBG, which has been more popular recently, and this game really set off a storm on the Internet when it first came out, and many people like to play this game, but this game has a drawback, that is, it can cause damage to its own team members, and the most popular sentence at the time was, don't aim your bullet at my head, a very funny sentence.

Probably the most classic joke I've ever played is in League of Legends, where you're hiding in crystals on several sides, and a centaur flies in and kicks you, and then a big one goes out.

Because of this situation, I really encountered it, in a qualifying race, the opposite side of the horse was very high, and the operation was very flexible, and it quickly hit us until we couldn't lift our heads. After that, I hid in my own crystal, and the opposite centaur Yueta came in and kicked me, completing the second kill, in fact, normal heroes will die if they are hit by the crystal, but the centaur is invincible, and he has another ultimate, which means that he directly picked up my head, and he didn't do any harm himself, which seems to me to be incredible, and it's also very ridiculous.

Now some of the game operations are more diverse, and there are many interesting classic operations in the variety, and the games I have been exposed to the most are the glory of kings and peace elites.

In the Glory of Kings, there are some many brain-dead operations, and there are also many classic operations, and some novices don't know how to play, and there are often mages with flashes, but they don't understand its true meaning, so they often flash to other people's homes.

I've played many classic games, and some of them have a very embarrassing experience, like the game Honor of Kings, which is very popular in today's society, and I've seen many jokes in this game, and every time it's particularly funny.

For example, once I saw two mages cashing in in the middle lane, two people flashed opposite each other almost at the same time, and then turned on the ultimate, and the two of them happened to open with their backs to each other, and the ultimate's move cleared the line, which was really good to cooperate, but it didn't hurt, and almost all of us condemned the two of them in fairness, which was really funny.

For example, there are a lot of jokes in League of Legends, which make people feel very overwhelmed, such as the blind man can be blinded, and the fire man can be burned to death.

When I was playing this game, I encountered a fire man who was burned to death, which made me feel very surprised, and I was also asking the person next to me, he was a hero who played with fire, why was he still burned to death, my friend told me, because this is the reason for the skill, and this is also a few unsolved mysteries in the League of Legends, after listening to it, I felt very surprised, because of this situation, I gradually lost interest in playing this game.

I often play games, so I encounter a lot of jokes in the game, I remember playing League of Legends before, 5 people together to fight monsters and kill enemies, but in the end there was only one person left, and several other people just sent a sentence there, come on, you are not alone, but he replied, you are not a person.

There was another time in class to play the glory of the king, 4 people matched with friends, and then randomly matched to a Zhao Yun, the fight was in full swing, suddenly got out of class, decided to go to dinner together, 4 of us sent a sentence to eat, and then launched a surrender, the whole process went smoothly, leaving Zhao Yun alone, messy in the wind.

I think that Daji, the outstanding person in the Glory of Kings, said, be your Daji, bring disaster to the country and the people, and the lives of the people, every time I listen to it, I want to laugh very much, and there will be many friends to imitate, and the imitation is vivid.

But it's true, because my girlfriend told me once, and I think it's probably a sign that she wants me to care about him, and he wants me to really care from the bottom of my heart and become an indispensable presence in my life. So in my opinion, this sentence is a joke, and it is also my promise to her.