Are there any cold jokes, are there any particularly cold jokes?

1.Once upon a time there was a psychopathy, and he took a plane for the first time, to a very distant place. As soon as he got on the plane, he threw his luggage down.

And guess why? It's a very simple question. When dangdang, the mystery is revealed:

Because he's a psychopath. 2.There was a man who crossed the bridge and found a lion in front and a tiger in the back, but he passed anyway.

Why is that? Mystery: Because he fainted.

3.When he barely got up, with no lion in front of him and no tiger behind him, and was about to walk over with his head held high, he fainted again. Why is that?

Mystery: He was knocked unconscious by the luggage that the neurotic patient had left behind.

a] Xiao Ming said, "What is yellow when you eat it, and yellow when you pull it out?" Xiaobai said, "Banana", Xiao Ming said, "Wrong", Xiaobai said, "Is it?" But sometimes I will pull the black "Xiao Ming said, "Therefore, eating is unscientific".

b] Xiaobai said, "What do people eat to pull it out, it's yellow?" "Xiao Ming said" a lot, "Xiao Bai said, "Can't you be specific?" Xiao Ming said, "It's already very specific, if you eat too much, you will naturally pull out the yellow, if you eat less, will there be a pull?" ”

Why does Little Red Riding Hood not have a chest?

Because her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf.

There was a penguin that rolled down from under the glacier and saw black and white black and white black and white Cold, right? Beg.

A man had a toothache and pulled out his own teeth, and as a result, he stinked to death.

There is no bed on the wedding night - sound, set up the day.

A little penguin asked his grandmother, "Is grandma a penguin?"

Grandma said, "Yes, of course you're a penguin."

Then he went and asked his father, "Is he a penguin?"

Dad said, "Of course, you're a penguin."

Little Penguin: But sometimes I feel so cold.

There was a penguin, and when he got bored, he plucked his feathers and played with himself. Then it ran out of hair, and it froze to death.

When will a dog get smaller and smaller, and run farther and farther - who gave the water of forgetfulness.

Aha, aha, give me a glass of forgetfulness water-

Who is faster in a race between a super fast tortoise and a rabbit?

The turtle is fast because he is a super fast running turtle.

Here comes a tortoise with sunglasses and a hare race to see who is faster?

Or turtle fast.

Because he took off his sunglasses, he was still the turtle that ran super fast.

Once upon a time there was a eunuch (and then you deliberately didn't say it, your girlfriend would definitely ask you what about below?) And then you say:)

There's no ...... down there

The stone and the rice cake fought, and when he was angry, he kicked the rice cake into the sea.

Tell a story, once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who made a private lifelong agreement, but the boy needed to serve in the military, so he made a vow with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl three years later, and when the time comes, the ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Finally, 3 years have passed, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has not been able to wait, she is too sad, desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea, away from home. In fact, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl remembered the wrong date, so it became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken.

A few years passed. Boys go out fishing. Guess what he caught?

Rice cake. These are all carefully selected by me, absolutely classic!!

An international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompted him to turn left, he was not very sure, and asked the examiner:

turn left?”

Answer: "right".

So ......Hung up.

I'll just do two things:

1. Neither will it.

2.Neither will that.

One day Baozi was hungry and ate himself.

In Dragon Nest, Aljeta tells two jokes:

1.Once upon a time there was a man who was bitten by a spider, and he was in a lot of pain, so he died of pain.

2.A princess and a prince, they fell in love, but they couldn't swim, so they drowned.

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I don't know if you've heard of it. A ** was walking on the road and found himself hanging.

An old woman was reading a newspaper when a mosquito flew over, and the old woman didn't hit it, but it died. How does it die?

Answer.. I was caught by my grandmother's wrinkles. Ha ha...