The funniest joke or the most classic

In my sophomore year of high school, I studied history as a compulsory subject.

When I was a sophomore in high school, I studied history 3, and there was a lesson about the Enlightenment, and Voltaire was one of the more important figures in it. . . In a science class, the teacher asked, "What country is Voltaire?"

A weak voice below said, "It's China's ......."The teacher looked surprised + puzzled. Seeing that the teacher was puzzled, the goods added:

Isn't he Faulcon's brother?The history teacher held back laughter to internal injuries.

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are good pot friends, one day Haha died Hee Hee said Haha, you died.

After a long time, the secretary became a wife.

If you just search for jokes, you'll have a whole bunch of classics, just search for Internet buzzwords, and you'll probably have them.

Xiao Ming said to his father: "Dad, I'm so cold" Dad said: "Standing in the corner of the wall, it's not cold" Xiao Ming didn't understand, and asked: "Why" Dad said: "Because the corner of the wall is 90 degrees".

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read the ancient poem "Wo Chun" to the students, and the Chinese teacher read it aloud as follows;

Lying in the spring dark plum smells of flowers, lying on the branches and hates the bottom. Hearing who lies in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is green, the shore is green, and the shore is like.

Translucent green. The teacher asked the students to dictate it, and one student wrote;

I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

The bus was overcrowded, and there was a woman standing at the door, squeezing a GG from behind the car to get off, and said to the woman, "Let me go, get off", and the woman moved.

GG stepped on her as he squeezed through.

As a result, the woman was so powerful, she kept scolding, "Neurotic, you!" Neurotic, you! It's so loud that the whole car looks at it.

GG kept talking, and when he got out of the car, he couldn't bear it anymore, and turned back to the woman and said, "Repeater, you!" ”

The whole car laughed!

There are a few funny kids in the back, who keep accompanying the scene just now, and A says, "You're crazy。。 B says, "You repeat the machine, you're there".

The whole car laughed!

Later, a little mm also got out of the car, squeezed over and timidly said, "Even if you want to go down, even if you don't have a nervous disease!" ”

The whole car laughed again!

The woman was talking, but a sentence floated from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car laughed more than once!