Let s post a few jokes, let s have a joke

The little rabbit said:"I was raised by a rabbit girl! "

Piggy said:"I'm a pig girl! "

Chick said:"I'm a chicken girl! "

The puppy said:"You talk, I'll go first! "

A young rich boy gave Nana a luxurious mink coat. Nana carried her new coat and walked home, thinking about what to say to her husband when she got home.

Think, think, finally have a way. She pushed the door into the house and excitedly said to her husband, "Honey, I'm lucky to have picked up a deposit ticket as soon as I went out." You should go to the train station and have a look, maybe there is something good? ”

The husband took the ticket and went out. After a while, the husband came back and said to his wife in frustration, "What a good thing there is for nothing!" Only an old pocket with some rags in it. ”

The next day, Nana was surprised to find that her husband's female secretary was wearing the mink coat to deliver the information.

Refuse to copy! That day, I was on my way home. When he picked up ten dollars, a beggar came up and grabbed it, insisting that it was his.

I was on fire and asked what evidence there was. He said: "I sit on the ground every day and ask people for money, just to find them that I have been lost for many years.

So how much do you lose? Let's put it this way, I threw money into the world.

Newborn laughter can be heard in the hospital, and the doctors, strangely, break the clenched fists of the newborn baby. Saw a pill. At this time, the baby spoke: Damn, it is not so easy to kill me.

.One. A German, a Frenchman, and a day.

I'm going to work in the mine. The boss was an American, and he said to the Germans: You are in good health, you are in charge of coolies. Say to the French: You say you are an engineer and you are in charge of the plan of mining. And against the Japanese.

Himself he said, "You're very thin. You're in charge of supplies. Then the next week, they started working. A few days later the Germans and the French found the day.

I was gone, and after looking for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. The Germans started working at the time, day.

I jumped out and shouted, "Surprise!".」-

Xiaobai is really like his brother, why? Because "the truth is revealed".