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A man saw a big sale in a shop and walked in. "What do you buy? "I want to buy dog food.

We have regulations that you have to prove that you have a dog. "Where is such a rule? "That's what it's like for sale items.

The man grinded with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still did not agree to sell it to him. There was no way, so the man had to go home and bring the dog to buy dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food.

Give me two boxes of cat food. "We have regulations that you have to prove that you have a cat. "It's still the salesperson, and the man rubbed with her for a long time, but he still had to go home and bring the cat to buy cat food.

After a few more days, the man came to the store with a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What do you buy? "You put your hand in it and you'll know.

The salesman put his hand in: "What is it, sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of paper papers. ”

One day, someone brought his pet - a dancing ant to a restaurant and wanted to show it off to others. The waiter came up with a cup of coffee, and someone said, "Little brother, look at this ant..."Before he could finish speaking, the waiter slapped the mosquito dead with a mosquito swatter and said:

I'm sorry, sir, I'll change a cup of coffee for you right away. "Someone saw their pet ant being slapped to death, and he fell on the table and cried. The waiter was --- confused and stunned.

I told my Chinese teacher about this when I was in junior high school.

1 Mom asked Xiao Ming, "Have you finished reading the book?" I've got an exam tomorrow.

Then you will do well in the test tomorrow. Xiao Ming cried and said, "I mean, 'Mom, I see, it's over'."

2 A patient came to a psychiatrist. Patient: I've always felt like I'm a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. Since when?

Patient: From. 3There is a baby wolf, it was born without meat and only vegetarian, and its parents are very worried. As a result, one day I saw a baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrots! ......

Why did the pig pursue the lamb, but the lamb ran to the tree...The answer is that the pigs don't know either... One day the elephant was going to step on a Ant Yi, and the Ant Yi said a word, and the elephant fainted, and that sentence was, the Ant Yi whispered: "I am pregnant with your child" and there was an unknown thing behind it, which made the Ant Yi foam at the mouth, that is, the elephant woke up and said, the elephant ran to the front of the Ant Yi, and said shyly:

Honey, I want another one".

In a psychiatric hospital, a psychopath rescues another patient who is about to drown out of a bathtub.

When the dean learned of this, he went through the medical records of the rescuer and called him into his office.

Mr. James, your heroic deeds prove that you can go home. However, I am sorry to inform you that the patient you rescued later hanged himself. ”

Oh, he didn't kill himself," James explained, "and I saw he was soaking wet, so I hung him out to dry." ”

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the zoo to play, and when they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiao Hua and said to the janitor: "See clearly!" Come out later, don't say I stole your monkeys!

One day, a poet was drinking with a friend. They asked for a side dish and four sparrows. His friend ate three in a row, and was about to eat the last one when the poet hurriedly said:

This one should be eaten by me, right? The friend sighed and said, "I wanted to give it to you, but I can't bear to break them up, so let's reunite them."

With that, he ate the last one.