Female interviewer: What s the biggest part of my body

This question is a test of your wit, and you can: the biggest brain hole.

Interviewer: What do you think is the biggest part of me?

Several job seekers seemed to have expected it and burst out laughing.

The first job seeker: Hehe, I still have a little respect for your company, but it's good that I was confused by your interview questions, and there is no trace of beauty. He turned and left the interview room.

The second job seeker: your delicate five senses, perfect body, ** is not big, just "**big". Interviewer: Thank you for the compliment, you go back and wait for the notice.

The third job seeker: sighed, when I saw you, I didn't know how to say that you were big, if I really wanted to say it, I personally felt that you were big here, pointing to her head and saying, the female interviewer nodded appreciatively, and then asked her to go home first and wait for the notice.

The fourth job seeker, Xiao Hai, looked at the female interviewer and was a little distracted, and the interviewer seemed to be a little embarrassed, so he asked Xiao Hai again, did you think of the answer? This is Xiao Hai who slowly came back to his senses, and said coldly: **It's all big, and the female interviewer is also stunned, more detailed, Xiao Hai explained:

For example, the head is big, the heart is big, and the eyes are big ......The female interviewer seemed a little embarrassed, and immediately opened her mouth to organize, and said: Okay, okay, that's it for now, you wait a minute.

At this time, the female interviewer discussed with the people around her, and then said to Xiaohai: You were hired, which made Xiaohai also stunned, so he asked the female interviewer, why was he hired? But the female interviewer couldn't say why.

In today's society, almost everyone is a college student, so when entering the workplace, it is more and more competitive for our job seekers, but it is a good thing for employers, because there are more and more talents, which means that they have more and more choices. Therefore, it is not surprising that we have seen a lot of interviewers come up with all kinds of weird questions to test job seekers, and even for some people, it seems to be completely difficult.

Speaking of which, I have to mention that a few days ago, when Liu Min, a senior freshman, was participating in an interview, a female interviewer asked a very controversial question to the three job seekers present: What do you think is the biggest thing about me? At first glance, it seems a bit unorthodox.

So there will be the first job seeker after that: Miss interviewer, please respect yourself, I'm here to apply for a job, not to show off your biggest thing. I don't think your company is an ideal company for me, so that's the end of today's interview.

After saying that, the guy stood up and turned around and left, leaving Liu Min and another job seeker sitting there embarrassedly.

However, the female interviewer did not change her face, so the two of them also knew that the questions presented by the interviewer were not what they had in mind. So the second job seeker spoke: I think the biggest thing in you must be your eyes, I also believe that you have these big eyes, you must also have a unique vision for the selection of talents, you will not choose the wrong person!

After saying that, the female interviewer was indeed smiling, and the guy was also sitting there proudly, as if he had slapped himself on the back.

As he said, isn't the biggest thing in this female interviewer now her rights, who leaves and who stays is up to her.

In fact, for this interviewer, both of them were quite satisfied with their responses, but the second job seeker deliberately showed the meaning of sycophancy, and the company's position only needs one person, relatively speaking, Liu Min's answer is better, so Liu Min announced his employment on the spot.

The first to appear is our beautiful interviewer Wang Zhaojun, who is worthy of the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose, and the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon. After a brief introduction to myself, I got straight to the point and asked: What do you think is the smallest part of me? Please answer them in turn.

This question obviously stumped the first interviewer, only to see him scratch his head, and then said embarrassedly: Beautiful teacher, I really don't know what is the smallest on your body. But if I was given the time, I would like to prove it....

The second interviewer looked naïve, thought for a moment, and said: "Beautiful teacher, I think for ordinary people, the smallest part of the body is the navel, and I think you are no exception."

The interviewer smiled slightly, thinking: This person must usually pay attention to observation, pay attention to details, and at first glance he is honest and kind. Since there is one more person, let's take a look first.

It was the turn of the last interviewer to appear, and I saw him slowly spit out 3 words: women's hearts. This answer made Wang Zhaojun cry and laugh, saying yes yes, saying no and no, and finally putting himself into the routine.

It is said that a woman's heart, a needle under the sea, since it is a needle, of course, there is nothing smaller than this, I have to admire this, the on-the-spot response is good, the performance is witty, of course, this is also the talent that the company urgently needs. In the end, the decision was made on the spot and directly admitted.

The first person said confidently: "I think you misunderstood, I want to interview a serious employee, I can't answer this question from you, I'm sorry, I think I'm not suitable for this job." After speaking, he walked out of the interview room without looking back.

The second person obviously looked a little flustered, and he said nervously: "I think the biggest part of your body should be the brain, which has many functions, including memory, emotion, language, and so ......onSo, your brain should be the biggest. ”

Qu Qinggao listened to the two answers, thought about it in his heart, and said, "Eyes." The female interviewer was a little puzzled, looked at him with questioning eyes, and he continued:

The eyes are the largest, when you close your eyes, you can't see anything, and when you open your eyes you can see what you want to see, so the eyes are the biggest. ”

The interviewer listened to her answer and smiled with satisfaction, which is rare for her to be able to calm down in this kind of question. Sometimes it is not her answer that absorbs the interviewer, but her positive and optimistic attitude, presumably in the future work, if she encounters any difficulties, she will face them with an optimistic attitude and smile.

Most job seekers think that the interviewer will ask some professional questions during the interview to test themselves, but this is not the case, many interviewers will think of some very biased questions to test you, and the interviewer tests the candidate's ability to react and deal with things.

My name is Yang Meng, and I am a student who has just graduated from university, and although the school has assigned me a job, I feel that this kind of job is not suitable for me, so I decided to go to the interview by myself and find a job that is more suitable for me. I browsed a lot of company recruitment information on the Internet every day, and finally saw a job that I was more suitable for, which was planned by Gong Zhao Minji, so I made an appointment with this company for an interview, and within a few days, the opposite company notified me to go for an interview.

On the day of the interview, I packed up well, put on formal clothes, and came to the company interview early. I thought I was here early enough, but it was already crowded with people. I was led to a place by the reception staff to fill in the **, I came to the place where the interviewers lined up, while waiting, many people asked each other about their academic qualifications and work experience, I heard that most of them are some fresh graduates, which is also a more fair competition, and I am still more confident in my heart.

When it was time for the interview, we had already lined up in order to make a good impression on the interviewer. My position is not very low, but when I saw the interviewers in front of me coming out with sad faces, I understood that this interview was really strict. I think this is also my first interview, and it is normal to be brushed off, and I feel a lot more relaxed.

Soon it was time for me to go in for an interview.

I gently pushed the door open and went in, bowed to the interviewer one by one, they didn't seem so unkind, they asked me to sit down, and I nodded politely to the interviewer.

The interviewer asked me to introduce myself, and I told them the truth, and they said, "You are not the best among all the interviewers, what are you better at than others?" What are your future career plans? ”

When I came, I also did some work in this area, and talked about my advantages and plans for future work, and the interviewers said: "Your experience and attitude towards work are not bad, then you can go back and wait for the notice!" ”

After listening to him, I knew that I should be out of action this time. I was about to leave after thanking the interviewer when a female interviewer stopped me and said, "Wait a minute, I have one more question for you."

I said, "You ask!" The female interviewer said

Which part of my body do you think gets the most attention? I was so confused by the question that I hesitated for a minute and said, "Face and hand!"

After I came in, I also observed the details of these interviewers, and found that they all had serious expressions on their faces and their hands were very standardized, which is the style of a large company. I didn't expect the female interviewer: Say to me:

You've been accepted, lad.

This interview tells us to pay attention to every change in the interviewer, so that it will become a detail of whether you can be admitted or not!

Female interviewer: Can you tell that I am the biggest in limb? The guy shyly spat out 2 words, but was admitted.

Soon after Zhang Wen graduated, he came to our workplace with more than 10 people to find a job. I remember that the interviewer was a woman, and she asked: Can you see that I am the biggest in limb?

In fact, when this question was asked, all the men were a little shy, and they looked at the female interviewer, maybe they thought of something. The first one said: "It should be the head" After speaking, the female interviewer smiled and said, Do you see my head is big?

Not as big as yours. Obviously, the interviewer is not satisfied with such an answer.

Then he asked the second one, and he said, "It's the buttocks, women are naturally bigger buttocks." The interviewer shook his head and motioned to sit down, it seems that the answer is not this.

It was Zhang's turn to ask, and he looked at the interviewer still a little shy, but he knew that the answer was definitely not the word "that" that all boys can think of. He had an idea and said, "Heart."

Actually, he had already answered correctly, but the interviewer wanted to know why the heart. He also said: "Because people often say that tolerance is great, so the heart, simply put, is the heart, it can accommodate everything in the world, if a person's heart is big, he can be unhurried, calm and sophisticated."

The interviewer smiled and was very satisfied with her answer, thinking that he was very wise, witty, and big-hearted! So only Zhang Wen was admitted.