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The roommate who can make me laugh until I smoke must be a lively and cheerful person, with such a person, there is no trouble, after a long time, I will also be infected by her, I am lucky to have such a roommate, I must cherish it.
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You will be happy with him, forget many worries, and you will be happy to make friends with him and be happy to play with him.
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Roommates eat a lot, next to the body type, and don't taboo the mouth, it seems that the stomach is full of gas, fart said to put it, every time the chat is very high, suddenly said oops, no, I can't hold back I want to fart, and the result is really a fart, and the focus is on a serial fart, stinky and loud, it makes people laugh until they cramp.
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When I saw this topic, I thought of my college roommates, and it was such a happy time. Our dormitory is a five-person room, and it just so happens that five people come from five provinces, southeast, northwest, and central China.
The most typical is the boss of our dormitory, said to be the boss, but a little older, the personality is particularly simple, and even a little stupid and cute, always slow to respond half a beat, sometimes everyone tells a joke, we all laugh, she also followed the silly music, laughed and made a sentence: What were you laughing at just now, so everyone laughed again.
I remember one time, it happened to be summer, and we had a room of people eating watermelon while discussing the best watermelon, and there happened to be a roommate from Shandong, so they said that their watermelon fields there were endless, and all the melons were in the past at a glance, and the boss said: Will the watermelon fall down by itself when it is ripe, and what should I do if it hits someone? It turned out that she was from Guangdong, and she thought that watermelons and papayas grew on trees, which was really a living treasure.
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First of all, the other party must be a particularly funny person.
One day at noon, I went to the dining hall with my roommates for dinner, and we kept talking and laughing along the way, and when I was about to get to the dining hall, my roommate suddenly said to me: Die, my glasses are gone. Then I looked left and right on my body, looking very anxious, shouting to hurry back to the original way to find it, I wondered, I've been with you, I didn't see you with glasses, you must be mistaken.
Then she said she had brought it, and then walked all the way back and bent her waist very low to look at the ground, which looked very funny, like a hunchbacked grandmother. I was really found by her not far back. I'm still the same, I didn't see you wearing glasses, huh?
Why did it fall off? She said: I wore it, I put it in my trouser pocket.
I just touched it and found it was gone. What else can I say, this big tease ...
I went to the toilet with her (it was still class time) and when I came back from the toilet, she said at the door of the classroom that she was going to throw me downstairs, and I said you can pick me up, and then she picked me up and pretended to throw me down. The two of them were just fighting, everyone laughed very happily, and then unfortunately, the teacher came out, saw her hugging me, and said: You can actually hug her.
Back in class and laughing.
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I don't want to be with them at all, and now I'm ready to go through the day school procedures and rent a house and move out in a few days.
A long time ago there was a horse, he walked across the zebra crossing and became a zebra, and suddenly he fell into the river and became a hippo, and the river led to the sea, and the hippopotamus swam into the sea and became a seahorse, and he jumped ashore, and there were many logs on the shore and he became a horse, and when a gust of wind blew, he became a merry-go-round when he was spinning, and he turned into a divine horse in the divine realm!