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1. Director of the town family planning office, the inspection work is about to leave.

The village party secretary sent him to the entrance of the village and said: Director, the small temple is not well entertained, please be more considerate!

The director was about to speak, but the secretary's wife hurriedly answered: Yes, yes! You're the top official. The monkey of the family is called Bi Ma Wen when he manages a few horses. You're in charge of life and death, aren't you the living king of Hades?

2. Brother. I heard you're married!

Yes! The man sighed: Now I know the consequences of flash marriage.

What are the consequences? Lightning and thunder were followed by a downpour.

3, the silver horn king came in happily:

Eldest brother. Tang Seng has already washed and cleaned it, do you see whether it is steamed or boiled?

The Golden Horn King laughed:

Brother, you'll see. The imperial chef who invited him for his brother has already begun to act.

If you don't have the whole Manchu and Han Dynasty, we can't stand the Tang monk meat.

For a long time, Tang Seng slept on a large cake. The whole body is covered with a large steamed bun. Carried in.

The king, it's done. The kitchen sweats like rain.

What! The Silver Horn King looked closer and shouted:

Eldest brother. What is this ** Manchu Han full seat. This is clearly a meat bun! Yes! The King of the Golden Horn was furious.

O king, thy king, spare thy life! The Imperial Chef yelled:

Big King, Little One This is a hamburger made for you.

Look at this, my lord!

After speaking, he opened another plate and said: "King, the small one is an egg tart made for you by castrating Zhu Bajie."

4. The father and son went to the temple fair.

The son suddenly asked: Dad, what is a large scale.

The father pondered for a while, and then replied

Did you see Guanyin Bodhisattva, dressed tightly.

This is called formal wear.

Seeing that Maitreya Buddha is not, the navel and eyes are exposed, which is called a large scale!

A man needs 100,000 yuan to buy a car, but the man only brings 99,998 yuan, which is 2 yuan short! Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door, so he went over to the beggar and said, "Please, give me 2 yuan, Shanchun, I want to buy a car!"

After hearing this, the beggar generously took out 4 yuan and handed it to the man, saying, "Buy one for me too." ”

126 Jokes are good We all laughed.

Mother: You know what? Today is the National Day, and the anti-Japanese resistance has also been successful!

Daughter: ??National? Is it just Chinese?

Mother: Guess what?

Daughter: I don't know yet, for sure"National disgust"Hoo! Mom: ...

Just make it up for you.。。

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Mom: "Today is the National Day, what's the event at night?" ”

Son: "No, I'm so happy, go to the Spring Festival Gala".

Mom: "Dizzy, Spring Festival Gala - Is there a Spring Festival Gala on National Day? You stupid boy": "What were you doing that night?" “

Mom: "Eat moon cakes to see Chang'e".

Son: ".

Teacher Publishes Results:

Xiao Hua is 30 points, Xiao Ming is 20 points, ......”

Piggy: I'm going to take the test!

Puppy: What's the matter, I'm yes too...

Piggy: If we both score the same in the exam, will the teacher think we are cheating?