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There was a little girl of three or four years old who had a cold and wanted to drink a very bitter potion, and she cried when she saw the potion, and she didn't drink it no matter how much she coaxed her.

Do you drink it yourself, or does Dad pour it on you? Dad said helplessly.

The little girl was silent for a while, then gritted her teeth and said, "Irrigation!" ”

1. Husband: My dear, my son's teacher is here. Wife:

Well, what does the teacher say? Husband: I said that our son has a puppy love phenomenon.

Wife: Ah, what should I do then? Husband:

The teacher told us to go to school. Wife: Then hurry up!

Husband: Honey, you better go, you are thick-skinned. Wife:

Say what? Say it again! Husband:

I said you should go, you have more experience than me. Wife: How come I have experience?

Husband: If the teacher asks why this is happening? You say, "Maybe it's genetic, I married his dad when I was thirteen......."”

2. On Sunday, Lao Zhang took the fishing rod to the river to fish, the fish in the river are very cunning and cunning, no matter what kind of bait Lao Zhang feeds, the fish just don't take the bait, which does not make Lao Zhang angry half dead, then Lao Zhang took out a yuan coin from his trouser pocket, threw it into the river and said: Dead fish what you want to eat, go buy it yourself, I don't care about you, goodbye

3. It is said that before the Viet Cong wanted to rule Vietnam, in order to show goodwill to the people, it made a special guarantee to them that they would never touch a stitch and a thread, and pursued democracy and ...... after the warViet Cong: Teach me all your valuable things! People:

Didn't you say you wouldn't move us with a stitch?! Viet Cong: That's right!

Something not worth the former we don't want! People: It's okay, we want to be democratic!

Viet Cong: We already are! You are the people, and we are the Lord!!

One day, a little devil who believed that he knew a few Chinese characters and Sou Que wandered around the street and was hungry, so he began to look for a restaurant. When he arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant, he saw the big characters written on the water sign at the door: beef noodles, large rib noodles, and light rice.

It wanted to taste it, so it walked in. The busy waiter rushed over and asked, "Sir, what kind of noodles do you eat?"

I eat ......As he spoke, the little devil wanted to show off that he recognized Chinese characters, so he turned his head to look at the words written vertically on the water sign, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of 'cow', 'big', 'poo'......."The sound of "pooping" to eat is quite loud, word by word. So, the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered a debate

This beast is so fierce! ”

The atmosphere of a school is open, and men and women often kiss in the school playground, so the school held a meeting to stop kissing, and a class teacher returned to the teacher and said to the students

After research, the principal and I decided not to kiss on the playground."

There was a burst of laughter underneath. The teacher realizes that he was wrong. He added:

Principal Patience and I decided not to have a kiss under our noses Something happened "There was a burst of laughter at the bottom

I remember the quiet rental incident that happened when Huai Yunran was a child! I remember that I had to go to morning class, and I usually got up at 5 o'clock! But one day, I dreamed that the alarm clock went off, and I went to school at 5 o'clock! Actually, it's 12:5).

As a result, the people in a village called the wheel and didn't care! I was pregnant with a person who went to school (the road to the school is a mountain road).

One of them slept until dawn at the school gate!

There is also a 5 o'clock up on the way to call classmates! Who knew that my classmates were sitting on the road waiting for me!

It doesn't look like it! Thought it was a madman! And then it's a long way off! But he came from behind!

I thought a madman was going to get me.

I ran all the way to school.

Scared the hell out of me!

The beginning of this story is very scary*

The middle is very funny

The ending is very cracked or & tragic$

Once upon a time there was a ghost

He let out a fart

As a result, he died and sold Zen %%!

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The birthday day is actually short, the candle is extinguished, and a birthday has passed.

The candle went out again, and another birthday passed.

As soon as the candle is lit and not extinguished, the cake burns out and cannot be eaten.

What is the most painful thing about your birthday, you know? It's "It's a birthday, and no one is coming!" ”

What is the most painful thing about your birthday, you know? It's "It's not a birthday yet, people, it's all here!" ”

What is the most painful thing about your birthday, you know? It's "the birthday is over, and the people are coming."

At night, Xiao Ming's house was on fire, and his mother shouted to Xiao Ming to come out quickly! Xiao Ming said: I'm wearing pants!

Mom shouted: My life is gone, why do I need pants! Hurry up and get out!

After a while, before Xiao Ming came out, his mother shouted again: What are you still doing? Why hasn't it come out yet?

Xiao Ming said: I'm taking off my pants!

I went to the school cafeteria to eat at noon today, I ordered a steamed dumpling, and when the waiter was still making it, I poured a dish of vinegar, found a table in the cafeteria where no one was and put it down, and went back to get the steamed dumplings. When I came back, I looked at the table, and I was gone, I was vinegar! I guess it's the cleaning uncle who saw that no one took it away, okay, I'll go back and pour a dish!

Wait until I come back with vinegar. Depend on! Where's my steamed dumplings!!

Look at my joke about deducting the log.