Describe the most serious nonsense scene you ve ever seen?

Speaking of which, it was the third year of junior high school. I asked my tablemates, "Do you know who the Chung Yeung Festival commemorates?"

I was looking at him very seriously. He paused for a moment, thought for a moment, shook his head and asked me, "Who?"

I pretended to bow my head and think about it, looked up, looked at him and said seriously: "Wang Chongyang! He let out an "oh", and I looked at him uncertainly, frowned, and said word by word

You don't believe me? "He looked at me with such a serious expression, and then believed...Is it over? Not a year or so later, I asked, "Do you know who Chung Yeung Festival commemorates?"

He looked at me with disdain and said, "You are stupid, you told me at the time, and now you have forgotten?" Isn't it Wang Chongyang!

Well, well, I guess he hasn't forgotten what I said until now.

High 1 front table, I don't know if the leopard is oviparous or mammal. I told her that it was oviparous, and by the way, I found out that there was a scene where a leopard hid in an egg in "The Tale of Floating Creatures: Seven Nights" (it seems that this plot is too old to remember), and then I listed in detail the eggs laid by the leopard like an expert, and finally she believed it...Another time, she asked me why the Mi Plus rifle was called the Mi Plus Rifle, and I said that because Mi Kabu was a Japanese and he invented this kind of gun, it was called the Mi Plus Rifle....

When I go home at night, Dabao sits in the car and wants to sleep: "Mom, I want to sleep." "I can't sleep with her, or I'll go to bed late at night," I said seriously

I can't sleep, it's too cold outside, and if I don't pay attention to the car after a while, my ears may be frozen, and if my nose is also frozen, my mother has to go back to you along the road to find it, what if you can't find it? What if you find it and can't go back? Even if it's sticky, if it's not aligned, it won't become a clown?

Dabao pinched his ears and was dumbfounded....There was a noodle jumping restaurant at the entrance of the community, and I asked my husband, "What is a noodle jump?" "My husband's serious face:

It's noodles that you want to eat while jumping. I grimaced: "Oh, ramen is noodles eaten hand in hand, and knife-cut noodles are noodles that are sliced while eating?" ”

About 7 years ago, the sister of a friend of my seat got married and was invited to a banquet, and most of the people at the table were colleagues of my friend.

During the banquet, friends and colleagues asked me how my friends met. This seat is not red, breathless, and heartbeat and said,This seat and he are good friends of childhood sweethearts (both are men.,And I only met in junior high school.,It's not a town at all.。 And then he pointed to a random house and said, "This is the Humble House."

Cover your face, and then it's all kinds of pretending to blow ...

Dad accused me of not washing the dishes after breakfast in the morning and serving dinner, and then a large piece of rice got on the floor and told me to clean it. I said that the person who served the rice and got the rice on the floor was embarrassed to talk about the person who didn't wash the dishes? He said I didn't make it, it rolled to the ground on its own.

Roll to the ground. Now I'm eating, my dad is lecturing me again, and I say that your dish is delicious, it's delicious, it's too salty. He said that in summer, it is salty, and some people just eat it with water and salt.

One day, a patient asked my junior brother what kind of medicine is desloratadine, and my junior brother said seriously that it is wolfberry plus rehmannia plus loratadine, which is anti-allergic and nourishes the body. I almost burst out laughing next to me.

Yesterday, just yesterday afternoon. Customer: Can this thing be made? An engineer: This is very difficult, there is no mature product in the industry, and it is estimated that it cannot be made. Customer: Who guarantees delivery on October 31st?

I remember when I was very young and I was watching the stars in the yard with my younger siblings, when a planet slowly came by. I pointed to it and said to my sister, look, that star is going to go shopping, maybe it's going to buy something, my brother is older than my sister, I understand, so I echoed yes, yes, it's going to buy something. After a while, I saw that my sister was still looking at the sky, I asked her what she was looking at, and she said sister, why hasn't the star who went to the street to buy something come back yet?

Beijing Erqi Locomotive Factory held a meeting, and the director of the factory made a report; The big rivers have no water, and the small rivers are dry. The directors of each branch factory went back to convey the same: the big river has no water, and the small river is dry.

Later, someone told them: The Yangtze River and the Yellow River are formed by a trickle! The leaders never mentioned it again; The big river has no water, and the small river is dry!

I once discussed with my husband how pineapples grow, and my husband said that they grew on the ground like turnips, and I was very sure that they grew on trees, until we saw ...... on TV together years later

A colleague is not clear"Uncle"What do you mean, when you have a lord to respect everyone, you replied ......

Qin Shi Huang is Li Shimin, because of Li Shimin, the king of Qin.