Please have a funny and healthy cross talk script for middle school students .

B: What a good son, your mother didn't pick a good day when she gave birth to you! A:

I forced myself to finish middle school, but I didn't get in. B: You can get a fart like that!

A: I finally went out into the society, I was able to earn money, and I bought a bicycle for the first month's salary. B:

The dream of the hour has come true, and this time I can be satisfied! A: I have a bicycle, but I see that everyone else is riding a motorcycle, B:

I can make money by myself, so I can buy it if I want! A: Yes, buy!

Within half a year I bought a new motorcycle! B: Heh!

How beautiful it is to get on a new motorcycle! A: Beautiful, beautiful!

B: What's wrong again? A:

Motorcycles can be compared to cars! I'm so angry when I see someone else driving a car! B:

Buy another car and you're done! A: You buy it for me!

B: Shall I buy you a picture, who will buy it for me? A:

If you can buy a car, you can buy it! B: Well, the car is a bit more expensive!

If I'm a middle school student's funny cross talk script, well, I can go to the Internet and search for Guo Degang told him about my college life, and you can make a change.

Close to life, highlight our personality, show our sensibility, don't spoof, don't exaggerate.

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right. A: Once the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!