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Let you not wear a hat!

The fox walked down the street and ran into the old wolf. The old wolf stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouth"Let you not wear a hat!"。

The fox went home depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day, I ran into the old wolf again, and I was hit with a big mouth"Let you wear a hat"。

If you do it a few times, you will always be beaten. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten so much, no, I have to go to the tiger to complain.

As soon as I arrived at the tiger's house, I listened to the tiger talking in the house.

You can't always be so unreasonable and beat the fox, and the fox will complain to me when I turn around, and I won't be able to cover you. Anyway, we can get by on the face, I'll teach you a trick: the next time you see the fox, tell him:

Get me some laundry. He brought you soap, and you beat him up, saying I want laundry detergent, who told you to take soap. He brought laundry detergent, you can also fight, saying I want soap, who told you to take laundry detergent.

Or you tell him, 'Go, find me a woman.'" He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and says I want to be thin; Find you a thin one, and you will also beat it up, saying that I want to be fat. If you don't end it like this, you can beat him, and I can talk about it in my face.

When the fox heard this, he said, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox ran into the old wolf again in the street. The old wolf shouted: Go, find me some laundry.

The fox is not in a hurry: do you want laundry detergent or soap?

The old wolf listened, huh? There is a hand. And he said, Go, and find me a woman.

The fox is still unhurried: do you want to be fat or skinny?

When the old wolf heard this, he was furious, and he stretched out his hand and gave the fox a big mouth: Let you not wear a hat!

While my wife was back to her parents' house, I made an appointment to go out to a bar with a few buddies. At around 10 o'clock, I received my wife's inspection **. I said, I was playing mahjong with my friends.

Then, a few buddies also received ** calls from their wives one after another, and everyone prevaricated the first round with the same reason.

Around 11 o'clock, in the second round, the wives began to hit other people's ** and asked them to transfer to their husbands to pick them up. We were all in this together, and of course the second round was an easy one.

Around 12 o'clock, my wife played the third round **. "Haven't gone back yet? ”

That's right, it's rare to get together, I'm going to open up the night today, wife, you should rest early! ”

Please use your mobile phone to take a picture of a mahjong card ** send it to me, to a three-cylinder and a seven-row together! ”

Girl: "It's strange that I'm a pig!" ”

Everyone: "Oh! It's strange that you're called a pig! ”

The girl was angry: "I'm not a pig..."”

You ready?

It's over ...

。1. There is a pair of lovers in the park who are sweetly du, and the girl is coquettish and says: "Zhi husband, I have a toothache" The boy kissed the female dao child and said: "Does it still hurt the version?" ”

The girl said: "It doesn't hurt anymore" After a while, the girl coquettishly said: "My neck hurts" So the boy kissed the girl's neck again and said:

Does it still hurt? The girl said happily: "It doesn't hurt" An old lady next to her saw it and couldn't help but say:

Young man, you are really a god, can you cure hemorrhoids?

2. Passing by a clothing store today, there is a large sign at the door: Shouting that Diaoyu Island is in the middle. The country's, nine percent off, shouting the day.

This is the medium. national, 20% off. I saw that the proprietress was very beautiful, so I asked by the way:

If I shout that the boss lady is mine, how much discount? The proprietress said: Broken bones.

Funny girlfriend joke 1A buddy did insurance, and once he knocked on the door of a mother-in-law. said:

Grandma, I'm from xx insurance company. Grandma said you would ...... laterThen he called his grandson and said, "Don't open the door when you see such a person in the future."

Then the door is closed.,Leaving buddies embarrassed.。。。 2.I bought a new book.,And my dad has to say:

Dad, I turned on the computer for 23 seconds and beat 99% of the computers in the country. Dad slapped his thigh: Oh, I turned on the computer for 2 minutes and 43 seconds, beating 1% of the computers in the country.

Together, we beat 100% of the country's users! 3.In the morning, it was cold, and Erdan only wore a short-sleeved shirt to school At this time, my mother hurriedly took a long-sleeved shirt from the room and gave it to Erdan and said:

Bring this with you, or what if you sleep in class and catch a cold?!”4.The mother took her son to kindergarten for the first time, and she was afraid that her son would be wronged, so she said to the teacher:

If her son makes a mistake, please don't punish him" The teacher angrily said, "You're going to spoil the child like that" The mother said, "Okay, if my son makes a mistake, you punish the one next to him."'Kid, scare scare him! ”

1.A man goes shopping for clothes, and the clerk asks him, "What size do you want to buy?" Him: "I'm going to buy a trumpet because I only have a trumpet in my head." ”

2.A man goes to buy shoes, and the clerk asks him, "What size do you want to buy?" Him: "I'm going to buy a large size because I only have a large size on my feet." ”

3.A man went to buy a hat, and the clerk asked him, "What size do you want to buy?" Him: "I'm going to buy a medium size because I only have a medium size on my head." ”

4.A man goes to buy pants, and the clerk asks him, "What size do you want to buy?" Him: "I'm going to buy a medium size because I only have a medium size on my legs." ”

5.A man goes to buy socks and the clerk asks him, "What size do you want to buy?" Him: "I'm going to buy a trumpet because I only have a trumpet on my feet." ”

I have a treasure gourd, and after calling my girlfriend's name, I shout: Receive!

In the self-study class, the younger sister asked, "Senior, I'm sorry, how to do this question?" ”

Senior: "Senior sister, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

Junior Sister: "Yes." ”

Senior: "Oh, I won't do this question." ”

You say to your girlfriend that I want to say something to you, and I'm going to do it with another woman.

1. The fifth said to the fourth: "The third is the second oldest." ”

2. People are iron, fans are steel, and they don't pretend to panic for a day.

3. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, and tomorrow is not easy for anyone.

4. Those who follow me are obedient, and those who go against me fall.

5. Diamonds are eternal, and one will go bankrupt.

6. Look at things, find your own problems, and don't say that the earth has no gravity as soon as you are constipated.

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