Ask for two funny sketches, the number of words should not exceed 500

Teacher walks into class) Student: Good morning, teacher! Teacher:

Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?

Student: Good afternoon, teacher! Teacher:

And what about me at night? Student: Teacher, good evenings!

Teacher: That's it, now shout again! Students:

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! Teacher: Today we are going to review antonyms, let's practice like this, I say, you say the antonyms out loud.

Start now. Teacher: The weather is very good today.

Student: It's a bad day. Teacher:

It's sunny everywhere. Student: It's cloudy everywhere.

Teacher: The road is crowded with people. Students:

The road was empty. Teacher: Young.

Student: Elderly. Teacher:

Stand. Student: Lie down.

Teacher: There was a young man standing on the road. Students:

There was an old man lying on the road. Teacher: I picked up one dollar.

Student: I lost a dollar. Teacher:

I picked up a dollar and handed it to the teacher. Student: I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher.

Teacher: Wrong, you can't say that! Students:

That's right, it should be said that! Teacher: Wrong.

Student: Correct. Teacher:

It's not okay, it's illegal! Student: That's okay, it's legal!

Teacher: I said it was wrong. Students:

I'm right. Teacher: Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!

Student: Listen to me, what the teacher says is wrong! Teacher:

You are stupid. Student: We're smart.

Teacher: Stop! Students:

Go on! Teacher: Stop now!

Stop it! Student: I'll move on now!

And more! Teacher: You stupid pig, I said stop!

Student: I'm a genius, I said go ahead! Teacher:

You listen to the teacher! Student: Listen to me, teacher!

Teacher: Students have to listen to the teacher! Students:

Teachers have to listen to their students! Teacher: Now you stop practicing!

Student: Now I'm going to keep practicing! Teacher:

Are you endless? Student: I have a beginning and an end!

Teacher: Then you stop! Stupid pig!

Student: Then I should continue! Talented!

Teacher: I can't do this lesson! Students:

There is a law in this lesson! (The teacher angrily walks out of the classroom with the book in his arms).

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: The weather is very good today. ”

Student: It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: Young. ”

Student: Elderly. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: Lie down.

Teacher: There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: I picked up one dollar. ”

Student: I lost a dollar. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher. ”

Teacher: Wrong, you can't say that! ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: That's okay, it's legal! ”

Teacher: Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct! ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: We're smart. ”

Teacher: Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! "Roll over.

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses and we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: Students have to listen to the teacher! ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Campus sketches.

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident! music

Campus sketches.

Characters: Squadron Leader (Pang Yang), Xiao Ai (Shang Yaojin), Xiao Ling (Zhang Chu), Xiao Wu (Wu Xuewei).

Scene: Classroom.

Props: 1 table, 3 large sheets of white paper.

Director: Wu Xuewei. Actors: Pang Yang, Shang Yaojin, Zhang Chu, Wu Xuewei. Assistance: Seven (5) shifts.

Three: Say it.

Squadron Leader: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Squadron Leader: Really?

Three: Really!

Squadron Leader: Are you sure?

Three: Sure.

Squadron Leader: No remorse?

Three: No remorse.

Squadron Leader: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

Squadron Leader: Oh, I'm starting to talk! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. Squadron Leader: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Squadron Leader: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

Squadron Leader: Alright, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

Squadron Leader: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Squadron Leader: Why don't you sleep in the dorm?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

Squadron Leader: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Squadron Leader: So what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Squadron Leader: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Squadron Leader: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Squadron Leader: What about studying?

Two people: cold salad.

Squadron Leader: Xiao Wu, why are you talking in class?

Xiao Wu: I have nothing to do in class, so I said.

Squadron Leader: You don't say so many people after class, why do you have to talk about it in class?

Xiao Wu: I have to sleep after class.

Squadron Leader: Xiao Ai, why don't you write homework, homework is a measure of a student's ......

Xiao Ai: Quality and quality, right? I know, I wrote, you see, I wrote all my homework in it, killing three birds with one stone, a plus animals = wonderful sky. Ah, the second term of English, how beautiful......

Squadron Leader: Gotta gotcha, what a mess, quick, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ai, quickly confess the charges. Otherwise, the teacher will please.

Three: No, dear squadron leader, we're joking with you, we'll just do it.

The three of them took out the review they had already prepared, and ran away like the wind.

The squadron leader shouted: Admit it very quickly. Hey, why is this blank, don't run, you three come with me to the teacher's office.

The three had already fled.

I don't know why I can't do laundry.

It's okay to perform this.

Wu's people, the first from the text, three years of not in the middle school, after the practice of martial arts, the school target, the drummer, chased out, then studied medicine, some success, self-written a good prescription, obeyed, died.

It is said that Wu Mou began to study literature, but he did not succeed, changed to martial arts, shot the drummer, and then studied medicine, and died after writing his own prescription.

u good man go to class at the door of your dormitory, hahaha, ask haha, what about me, yes, yes, the three are very hungry, the amount is sleepy, u soviet, hehe, the amount is coughing to death.