Excuse me, are there any new bad jokes?

There was a man who went to a place where he liked to boil eggs with boy urine. There the man met an acquaintance, and the acquaintance said, "Taste the eggs here, they are delicious!"

The man thought: how can you eat this, it's so disgusting, find a reason not to eat it. The man said:

I don't like eggs, so I won't eat them! The acquaintance said, "Then you can drink some soup!"

The man was speechless......

It is said that egg whites can care for hair, and after rubbing them, they are ready to be washed off, but the water is too hot, and they hang up an egg flower and brush it for an afternoon.

A rabbit met an old wolf on the road, and the wolf slapped it, and the rabbit was very aggrieved and asked why he beat me, and the wolf said, "You don't wear a hat." The next day, the rabbit took the hat to the street and met the old wolf, the wolf slapped it again, and said, "Call you to wear a hat", so repeated for several days, the rabbit decided to go to the tiger to tell the old wolf, to the door of the tiger's house, heard the tiger talking to the old wolf, the tiger said, "Brother wolf, you beat the rabbit like this is not a way, he came to sue you, I can't protect you, the next time you meet it, you let it buy laundry things, it bought washing powder, you hit it, tell it you want soap, it bought soap, You just hit it and tell it you want laundry detergent.

Or if you ask it to buy meat, and it buys fat, you beat it and tell it you want lean meat, and it buys lean meat, and you beat it and tell it you want fat. "When the rabbit heard this, he said, let's go. The next day, the rabbit met the wolf on the road, and the wolf asked him to buy something to do the laundry, and the rabbit asked, "Do you want laundry detergent or soap?" The wolf thought, "Well, this kid has a kind, and asked the rabbit to buy him meat, and the rabbit asked, "Do you want fat or lean meat?" The wolf was stunned for a moment, and suddenly slapped the rabbit, and the rabbit asked, "Why did you hit me again?" "The wolf yelled:

Tell you not to wear a hat! ”

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

One day in a certain month of a certain year, I was knitting a hose star at home, and a cousin of mine suddenly appeared in front of me and said to me in a rather serious tone"How many times do you laugh when you make up stars, is it so serious to make up stars? "I sweated to death on the spotAnd said to her in a rather innocent tone:

Can you imagine me laughing here alone while making up stars? "She performed a trick for me at that time, and the legendary skin smiles and does not smile.

A, B and C traveled together, and A caught a cold ......

At night, everyone sleeps in the same bed, and A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night....A snorted a big sneeze, and B C's entire face was full of A's crystals.

B C: I'll let us know ...... next time

Half an hour later, A: Attention...

Hearing this, B C hurriedly got into the quilt and made sure that there was no communication with the outside world...

As a result, A farts.

The cow goes to the tiger for another year, and the sound of firecrackers on Chinese New Year's Eve is tear-jerking.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

"In order not to be late for work, I bought a rooster that crows. ”

Then why are you still late today? ”

The chicken stew is so delicious that I can't sleep after eating it, so I get up late. ”

One day, the police station received a **, and the man said, "Come on! There are two big bombs under the xx bridge.

So the police rushed to the bomb disposal expert with them. They looked for Ah, and sure enough, there was a black burden under the bridge, and when they opened it, there were two tall bombs: a pair of big and small kings and four 2s....

There was a fat man who heard that practicing yoga could lose weight, so he went to study for three months. ——. three months laterHe turned into a soft fat man.

If I say 2 words, you'll laugh, haha.

1, Q: Why is a duck coming out after a rabbit enters a box?

A: Because there is a pressure transformer (duck) in the box.

2. Ask what creatures keep saying "mu, mu, mu...""Called?

Answer: Yeast (called mu) bacteria.

After the news of Yao Jiaxin's death sentence was broadcast, a company manager said to employees: "Who is Yao Jiaxin (who wants a salary increase)?" Stand up!. The employees bowed their heads and were silent...

Ask: Find a bad joke.

Answer: You're looking for me.