Puff sneering jokes seen on asking for the title

TV series "Towards Victory".

Dude, let me tell you about my own experience: I just came back from eating in the cafeteria at noon, and it was convenient to go to the toilet. I found a lot of people The crowd dispersed, just me and the two girls.

They were classmates, and they saw one of them come out of it, burp, and say, "I'm full today," I petrified, ......

The intersection is red, the driver continues to drive, and the friend is in a hurry: light, wait for the light! The driver is on fire: Don't advertise Intel in the car, okay?

This one is colder than a bad joke.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

One day the animals smelled very bad in front of the Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I wouldn't let such a stinky fart when I'm so young, it must be a cow."

The cow said: I eat grass, and I don't let out such a stinky fart. The pig said:

People who fart are bound to blush. Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, beat the pig away and said: How many times have I said it, I am born to blush.

After the company gets off work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also has to play. He loses every time, but still insists on participating every day. The sofa was very incomprehensible and asked the chair:

The water dispenser loses every day, why is it still so energetic? The chair said, "Ask this kind of question, do you have water in your head?"

There was a steamed bun walking down the aisle hungry and eating himself with a matchstick walking down the aisle scratching his head.

Today, I went to the toilet in a company and found a line written on the back of the door: The most irresponsible thing in the world is to supply paper every day, and then suddenly one day it is not provided.

One day, I dreamed that there was a neurotic man running after me, and he was holding a knife, and I came to a dead end, and I wanted to play, and then the neurotic stopped, and gave me the knife, and said, "Now it's your turn to chase me."

Once upon a time there was a mountain called Mount Kinabalu. There is a temple on the hill called the Temple. There is an old monk in the temple who is reciting a scripture, this scripture is called....Wish.

Robert Jr. asks his mother for two cents.

What did you do with the money you gave yesterday? ”

I gave it to a poor old woman," he said. "You're such a good boy," Mom said. "I'll give you two more cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? ”

She's a candy seller. ”

When I was in junior high school, a biology teacher was talking about the ecology of the African savannah, and no one in the class listened, and the teacher became angry and said, "Look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what an African wild cat looks like! ”

Why does a disgusting mother cry with nausea?

Died of 、、、 because of nausea

What is not spicy? Vampire (because his English pronunciation is "not spicy").

Why is the sea blue? Because the spit bubbles of the fish bule bule means blue.

After the company gets off work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also has to play. He loses every time, but still insists on participating every day. The sofa was very incomprehensible and asked the chair:

The water dispenser loses every day, why is it still so energetic? The chair said, "Ask this kind of question, do you have water in your head?"

Since ancient times, who has no, who has no paper for stool, if you don't use toilet paper, you are using your fingers.

I'll tell you a joke, I'm telling a joke.

Once upon a time there was a bun that walked and walked, and when it was hungry, it ate itself.

I was amazed to find out that I could move!

Are you a man? If yes, please see:

The man's only 1 inch (that is, his ex-girlfriend's is deeper than 1 inch, so 1 inch deeper, is new, ruthless, new, new.

It may mean that the woman is not sincere to him, but is a superficial ......

The man could only capture an inch of the fortress.

That is, his ex-boyfriend JJ is too small.

It's very simple... It's to laugh at someone's shortness of the lower body...

1.You often tell bad jokes.

2.You often tell jokes, but they don't seem funny to him.

3.You're a joke to him, or the cold one.

4.He may not be very happy with you, and he doesn't feel very good.

It should be your face that makes him want to laugh. Or maybe you usually tell too many jokes, and people remember the jokes you tell when they see you.