2022 Internet celebrity humorous social quotes

You feel like you've done nothing in your life, and you're going to see the end of your life. Obviously, this is the one thing that feels most right about you. The following is the humorous 2021 short sentences of Internet celebrity quotes I have compiled for you, I hope you like it.

1. Being in a daze, if it is done well, it is called deep. If you don't do it well, there's a good chance you'll fall asleep.

2. Anyway, my life is different from them, I don't know if they didn't calculate it right, or if I lived wrong.

3. You pass by my heart, wearing high heels. Not only did they leave footprints, but they also stepped on blood.

4. You are loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and coffins are opened.

5. I knew that if I stretched out my hand, you would definitely not go with me, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you, and you really stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, and I always have a routine that wins people's hearts.

6. I once fantasized about saving the world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the world not only couldn't save me, it ignored me!

7. When you feel that you are ugly and poor, don't be sad, let alone doubt yourself, at least your judgment is still very accurate.

8. Time is a pig-killing knife, and this is only applicable to good-looking people. It has nothing to do with ugly people.

9. It's best not to use your own ** for your avatar, so how unlucky it is for you to go offline.

10. Don't say that you are good at nothing, you are a good hand at staying up late to play with your mobile phone.

11. A simple person like me can't do such a scheming math problem.

12. I can't stretch the length of my life, but I can expand the width of my life. When I am fat, you will appear thin, so that you will not be ugly when I am thin.

13, Yingdao, put your bangs down, believe me, you can also catch up with Cha Enshang!

14. When you see a person clearly and don't expose it, you understand the meaning of forgiveness; If you hate a person and don't turn your face, you will know the utmost respect. In life, there are always people you can't get used to, and there are people who can't get used to you.

15. Seeping Mingxiao has worked for many years, and when people ask you if you are new to society, it is not because you look young, but because you think you are so stupid.

1. I haven't ruined my hands and been to your city, but I've brushed your questions there.

2. If you meet you before your life and wipe out all my luck, please stay away from me, I want to keep my luck to get some multiple-choice questions, thank you!

3. I don't have to be cheeky to slap you, because I know what incompetence is.

4. I quarreled with my boyfriend some time ago, and no one paid attention to anyone. Last night, he suddenly came to my house with a lot of my favorite food to apologize to me, and I was moved to take out my mobile phone to take pictures and send them to Moments: My boyfriend came to see me, I'm so happy!

5. Look at your appearance, you can act in horror movies without makeup.

6. Silence is golden, I've been silent for so long, why haven't I seen gold.

7. The requirements for finding a boyfriend are not high, and those who have talked to girls are not allowed.

8. You can't have both fish and bear's paws, but you can't be single and poor.

9. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

10. Give the dog a steak, and the dog ran out to dig a pit, thinking that it wanted to hide the steak, but it dug up a bag of black pepper sauce!