Funny A cockroach s self introduction

You only see my back in the kitchen, but you don't see me through the cliffs, carved into the rock walls.

You have your opinion and I have my choice.

Thousands of streams converge into the city, and there is no end in sight.

You ridicule us for being the first of the four evils and not worthy of existence, I pity you, you don't know, in fact, I am also a Chinese medicine.

You can underestimate our background, and we'll prove that we're from the age of the dinosaurs.

You and I are destined to be natural enemies, and when we meet, we will inevitably torture each other.

But so what, even if you are covered in bruises, you have to live beautifully.

I'm cockroach Xiaoqiang, and I speak for myself.

Ha, I am a cockroach opponent gecko is a natural enemy, these days I don't know where to go, I should be the king in this territory, but I am most afraid of no food when I eat the odorless clean soldiers kill the cockroach glue bait and die I don't know how to get back, and I can't return.

I'm a cockroach. Also called Xiaoqiang. Feel free to hit me.

I call the bald head strong, the bald head is the bald head of the single, the head of the big head is the head of the wronged, and the strong head is the strong of the small strong.

I'm a song-bend lumberjack, a woodcutter with a big connotation in Noga, and the most beautiful thing in my life is that there is no bear to make trouble when cutting trees.

Xiaoqiang to grandma: Grandma, this is my father's student Li Ming.

Grandma to Li Ming: Hello.

Xiaoqiang to Li Ming: This is my grandmother.

Li Ming said to grandma: Hello grandma, I am a relative of the family who came to visit Mr. Liu.

Grandma said to Li Ming: He is not at home now, you can sit and rest for a while, he may come back immediately.

Then they were idle and wrote for a while, and Mr. Liu came back.

Title of work: Doomsday Cockroach.

**Cover (3 photos).

The author introduces himself.

Little people in reality. I think I'm a good-for-nothing guy, escaping from reality, out of touch with society, when I type on the keyboard, I can feel that I am different from the past, everyone has their own place, I hope that all the little people can find their own position, but also make their lives more exciting.

It's still not easy to change jobs, the difference between the two industries is still very big, and the previous work experience is basically useless, not that you can take up a sales position if you can speak well.

I'm a lumberjack, a lumberjack with connotation, and the most beautiful thing in my life is that I don't have a bear to make trouble when I cut down trees.