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Anonymous users2024-02-13I can't vomit quickly.
A: When others encounter fresh air, they always want to take a deep breath.
B: Take a breath of fresh air.
A: That's not the case with my second uncle.
B: What about him? A: I like to spit out quickly.
B: What are you talking about?
A: It has nothing to do with chatting.
B: Then how do you call a vomit fast?
A: Spit out the phlegm, and he will be happy.
B: It's so fast!
A: When he gets up early to go to work and pedals his bicycle, he can vomit from the door of his house to the gate of his work.
B: Spitting!
A: What do you think?
B: That's immoral!
A: How do you see that the cyclists all walk in a straight line, except for the cyclists behind my second uncle, they are like the snake - twisting and turning.
B: What's going on?
A: Do you still need to ask—I'm afraid that the spit stars will splash on my face.
B: That's not a good idea! Along the way, no one came out to take care of him?
A: In the words of old Beijing, he is ashamed; In the words of the office man, he has no spare time to take care of him; In the words of sanitation workers, it is called low quality; In the words of law enforcement officers, tell me not to run into him.
B: I didn't say he was good.
A: It's no coincidence that the book is not written, and that day, it really happened. My second uncle was vomiting and was shouted: "You come down for me!" ”
B: That's hard enough to accept. What about your second uncle?
A: Without saying a word, I obediently got out of the car.
B: I also feel that I am at a loss.
A: "Along the way, you are happy, can others stand it?" ”
B: (pretending to be the second uncle) "I was wrong! ”
A: "You just knew?" Would you rather be beaten or punished? ”
B: (strangely) Why do you still have a fight? (pretending to be the second uncle) "I accept the punishment." ”
A: "Admit the punishment and put this on." As he spoke, he handed over a mask.
B: "SARS is over. ”
A: "I'm afraid you'll spread the disease to others. Also, clean up all the phlegm you spit on. ”
B: "I'd better admit it!" ”
A: "Fight, I'll have to wait until you're done cleaning up." ”
B: Even the penalty and the beating!
A: "Besides, I can't beat you in front of so many people—I'll talk about it when I get home!" ”
B: Do you want to chase after your family? Who's so powerful?
A: You ask this person who is in charge of my second uncle?
B: Ah. A: My grandfather!
B: What did I say?
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Anonymous users2024-02-12Go to the Internet to find the "Antonyms" sketch, in the Happy Station.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11A: This is easy to do, first of all, let's talk about the principle of respecting people, respect is the respect of respect, and people are people who are skimmed by one person.
B: Isn't that nonsense?!
B: Why do you have to do this? How about one by one?
A: How to tune:
B: As soon as we go on stage, let the audience bow to us, and we applaud, isn't this also mutual respect?
A: Oh, you said that hundreds of people in the audience stood up neatly and bowed to the two of us with expressionless faces?
B: Hey, wait, why do I think I'm saying goodbye to the body?!
A: That's why I say no, no, we must respect each other and not violate objective laws!
B: It seems that you are really learned!
A: Average, third in the world!
B: He's energetic again, so what is the principle of self-discipline?
A: Self-discipline is to be strict with yourself. Zeng Zi said: "I am three times a day, and I am not loyal to others!" Making friends and not believing them? Are you used to it? ”
B: What kind of nonsense is this, it's the 21st century, and you still say that Cretaceous thing!
A: This person doesn't learn anything, he doesn't understand anything, these are the words of the sage, which means that we should be strict with ourselves every day, and we should be self-disciplined every day, Confucius said: If you are self-disciplined every day, if you don't discipline every day, you will break the law, and if you are forced to self-discipline at that time, I don't know whether self-discipline is better than no self-discipline, or self-discipline is better than no self-discipline.
B: Tongue twister, how can this Confucius do anything?
A: Saints.
B: Well, what is the principle of sincerity?
A: Sincerely, that's better understood!
B: Tell me what moderation is.
A: Moderate. B: Ah A: Everything must have a degree, this degree is not difficult to grasp, and those who do not show it at this degree are not enthusiastic, and after this degree it will be annoying.
B: Less than this degree, it is significantly less enthusiastic, and after this degree, isn't it significantly more enthusiastic? Is there anything bad about it?
A: Let's put on a show.
B: Well, you're humble.
A: In a moment, I have to sing a song, the five notes are incomplete, please include more.
B: You're so polite.
A: I don't look good, but your appetite is upset, don't take it to heart.
B: Alright, you can hurry up.
A: If I forget a word, you can bear with me.
B: I said you still have no end?!
A: I'm not done politely, please take care of me, you give me some applause, I bow to you, I'm going to start saying please pay attention, I don't say well, please take care of me!
B: You're not done! (A and B bow to the audience).
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Anonymous users2024-02-10A: We're going to perform today;
B: Call me four out of the show;
C: Meditate and think for a long time;
Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!
A: Singing and dancing are not good;
B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;
C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;
Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!
A: It's useless to complain again and again;
B: It's better to go online and ask for help;
C: There are a lot of works online;
Ding: (surprised) Bluff!
A: Hurry around and click;
B: See if there is a way out;
C: Joke riddles are really good;
Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!
A: There's a good joke;
B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;
C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;
B: The four of us use it for a show;
C: A show at the party;
Ding: It's a mission!
A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;
B: It has grown to thirty-nine;
C: I haven't been able to get married;
Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;
B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;
C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;
Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;
B: The ugly woman was hooded;
C: Grab into the car and start the car;
Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;
B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;
C: Who wants such an ugly woman;
Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;
B: The ugly girl refuses to go;
C: Willing to be sold as a wife;
Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;
B: I don't know how to drive her away;
C: Suddenly there was a roar;
Ding: Stay behind, let's go!
A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).
Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
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Anonymous users2024-02-08B: Call me four out of the show;
C: Meditate and think for a long time;
Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!
A: Singing and dancing are not good;
B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;
C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;
Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!
A: It's useless to complain again and again;
B: It's better to go online and ask for help;
C: There are a lot of works online;
Ding: (surprised) Bluff!
A: Hurry around and click;
B: See if there is a way out;
C: Joke riddles are really good;
Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!
A: There's a good joke;
B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;
C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;
B: The four of us use it for a show;
C: A show at the party;
Ding: It's a mission!
A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;
B: It has grown to thirty-nine;
C: I haven't been able to get married;
Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;
B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;
C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;
Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;
B: The ugly woman was hooded;
C: Grab into the car and start the car;
Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;
B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;
C: Who wants such an ugly woman;
Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;
B: The ugly girl refuses to go;
C: Willing to be sold as a wife;
Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;
B: I don't know how to drive her away;
C: Suddenly there was a roar;
Ding: Stay behind, let's go!
A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).
Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
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