Ask for a joke of stealth speech, ask for the most ironic joke!!

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old peasant drank the donkey:"You think you're a military vehicle!

Dare to run a red light"After a few steps, the donkey overturned a fruit stall and lost 20 yuan. The old farmer is even more angry:"Do you think you're a worker, and whoever you want to do is open your stall"The old farmer led the donkey home, passing by a green meadow, and the donkey gnawed the grass, and was fined 30 yuan.

The old peasant was very angry and scolded:"Do you think you are an inspection team going to the countryside, and you can eat wherever you go?"After scolding, the old farmer led the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and refused to drink. The old peasant is on fire:

You think you're a big money, and you won't drink without a lady", the donkey turned around and ran, a fishing net was dried on the shore, the donkey was broken, and the fisherman claimed 500 yuan. The old farmer said with tears in his eyes"Do you think this is China Telecom, and it costs so much money to surf the Internet"The donkey turned around and kicked the old peasant, and the old peasant couldn't help but scold

Do you think you're a webmaster, and you can kick whoever you want" .The donkey was so angry that he ignored the old farmer and became very silent. The old farmer said

Be proud of loving your group and be ashamed of quitting your group.

Be proud of obeying the group leader and be ashamed of turning away from the group leader.

Be proud of providing information and be ashamed of indiscriminate advertising.

Be proud of your hard work and be ashamed of diving secretly.

Be proud to help each other and be ashamed to belittle each other.

Be proud to be online often and be ashamed to be invisible offline.

Be proud of loving your cuties and be ashamed of snubbing handsome guys.

Be proud of chatting openly and be ashamed of chatting privately.

A lumberyard recruits workers, and one person comes to apply The boss found a tree as thick as the bottom of a bowl for the applicant to cut, and the applicant picked up the axe and cut the tree at once So the boss found a tree as thick as the bowl mouth for the applicant to cut, and the applicant picked up the axe again, and it took only three strokes to cut down the tree The boss was very surprised and asked: You are so powerful, where did you practice this good skill? The applicant replied:

This is what I used to practice in the Sahara Forest! The boss was surprised when he heard this, and said, "Haven't you heard of a Sahara forest?"

The conscripts said, "Oh, by the way, now I heard that it has been renamed the Sahara Desert."

I don't think I need to say that you know it's ironic or something

Sleep in class.

A student was sleeping in class and was discovered by the teacher.

Teacher: Why do you sleep during class?

A certain student: I didn't sleep wow!

Teacher: Then why did you close your eyes?

A certain life: I'm meditating with my eyes closed!

Teacher: Then why are you nodding your head?

Student: What you just said makes a lot of sense!

Teacher: Then why are you drooling?

Student: Teacher, you have a good point!

Let me tell you one.

There was a joke that killed more than a hundred people by laughter, what was this joke? In fact, there was only one sentence, and that person said: I believe in love!

Landlord, this is ironic enough, ironic that there is no true love in this world!

One day, Xiaowen asked: 'Dad'

What are you?

Dad said, 'This is the big image.'"

What is that mommy.

Mom's the big pot.

I ate the big image.

You've got two teeth.

At the beginning, the two paid special attention to the news.

On the Internet, I saw the news issued by China Railway, so I thought about whether to buy some.

I looked at the news found by China Railway: China Railway has started to be issued, should we buy some?

BF came over and looked: this is an offline subscription.

Me: Damn! I'll still watch it for a long time.

BF: What is offline subscription?

Me: I don't know.

bf：……So what are you relying on ......?

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the zoo to play, and when they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiao Hua and said to the janitor:"See clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkeys! "

It's a garage." Little Tom said, "So what am I?"

Mother W said, "No, your father's big truck is going to come in at night." "At night, little Tom ran into his parents' room with nightmares and shouted in amazement when he saw his parents doing something

Dad, your big truck has already driven into the garage, why are the two wheels still outside the garage.

Ironic for whom? Colleagues, classmates, or little Japan?

Sarcastically, Amin can't be a man, he doesn't know how to straw when he buys drinks, he despises! Praise Xiaoliang is careful and thoughtful. It is worth learning from all of us From the side, it can be seen that Xiaoliang's mother is a supporting role.

Those who are selfish and do not think about others.

The Chu people are greedy and stupid people who want to cover up their improper actions with a leaf. Or a person who is blinded by the small, partial things in front of him, and cannot see the essence and the whole of things.

So the article satirizes the greedy and stupid people who only cover up their mistakes and are easily deceived by the appearance of things. Hope to help you o(o.

He's not ugly, it's just that cosmetics are applied to places that don't fit.

Yesterday I saw one at the zoo that looked a lot like yours, and that was the zookeeper.

In this world, there is no sky without stars, an ocean without water, and a pasture without grass. But all of these things can be found in you.

If you want to brag, let's just brag a little bigger.

I didn't believe that the world was the same without a single person in this world. Now, I believe it.

Ideals and bragging, are fundamentally two different things.

Once a couple of lovers were caught by wild men in the mountains, and the wild men said to them, "You eat each other's feces and let you go." They did it, and on the way the woman cried, and the man asked the reason, and the woman said sadly, "You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't pull so much!" ”

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

Don't arm yourself with a worldly appearance, it will not adapt to the soil.

I thought you were a flower on the cliffside, but later I learned that you were just a grain of dregs in the sea of people.

It's been a long time since anyone has blown the cowhide so fresh and refined!

Revelation of entering the city.

Those who enter the city gate are "stupid people, who can't think about things, who follow the rules rigidly, and don't know how to be flexible." The old father was "helpful, but not thoughtful." This story illustrates two things:

1. Limiting the 3D Euclidean transformation to 2D will lead to some things, if not unsolvable, that are not perfectly solved. 2. Sometimes, what seems to be an unsolvable problem can actually be solved by divide and conquer, that is, turning a big problem into a small problem. Father's method is called non-uniform segmentation in today's language.

3. Although this is a joke, this joke tells people a truth: think flexibly, don't be one-sided and stubborn.

It satirizes some people who don't think about things when they encounter them, believe in other people's words indiscriminately, do what they do, don't be flexible, have no opinions, and don't think about people.

We are often foolish to be admonished to think we are wise.

satirizes people who are inflexible and have no opinions.

We are often foolish to be admonished to think we are wise.

Laugh at sarcasm and ridicule, and turn sarcasm and ridicule into motivation to move forward.

Strive to improve yourself in all aspects and build yourself into a better place.

Let those who sarcastically mock you envy, envy and hate them.

If you run as fast as the wind, all you hear is the wind, if you walk slowly, all you hear is laughter, try harder, fall behind and get beaten, thanks to those who laugh.

Laughed it off and taunted him several times in his heart. Only people who are inferior to you will laugh at and sarcastically mock you. You don't have to be angry about it.

Hanshan asked: Some people in Shiqiang slander me, bully me, laugh at me, and despise me,......He said: Just endure him, avoid him, let him, bear with him, ignore him, and in a few years, you will look at him.

Sneering at it,,, if there is something to change, then to encourage ,,, most boring thing in this world is to get a little psychological comfort by getting over the addiction

Take a deep breath, then calmly observe what is wrong with her and seriously attack the other person's shortcomings. First of all, you must not be angry, and when you encounter ridicule, you must immediately activate the counterattack mechanism. Take killing the other party as your primary job responsibility at present, and complete the tasks assigned to you by the organization conscientiously and responsibly, without being distracted.

Of course, the above is only suitable for strangers. We also need to think twice about our family, our friends, and our colleagues.

But for strangers, we don't need to take into account any of their feelings.

It's my way of doing things, being kind to the people around me and not having to take care of the feelings of outsiders.

Calm down, don't be angry, and then he laughs at you in that way, you have to work hard to make yourself stronger, at least better than that person!

I walked up to him and smiled and said to him that I would go home and brush my teeth as if I had bad breath.

Then face it with a smile, and a smile is the best.

Sometimes I find a joke to go back into

Sometimes it's like he says to laugh at himself, I'm like that, whatever

Isn't it insulting to your IQ to compete with ignorant people?? [The reason why a person is happy is not that he has more than others, but that he cares less than others! You may think that I am more verbose, and I used to be more annoyed by others reasoning in front of me, but when you grow up, you will know that this is a process of growth that must be experienced!!

You tell me?

Dogs bite people, people can't bite dogs.

It satirizes the common phenomenon of today's children, who are selfish and impolite.

The problem of education moral decay does not know gratitude.

It's not that serious, you can watch it as a joke.

It's just that it looks like I'm 10 years old, and it's not too young, so I should know the word thank you.

Parent's Questions.

Xiao Liang knew that Ah Ming had picked it up.