What are the classic cold jokes, please ask everyone

The earthworm family was very bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton, and the earthworm mother thought that this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong, and the earthworm father thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother Earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid? You'll die if you chop it so hard! ”

Father Earthworm said weakly, "....Suddenly I want to play football. ”

There are also a lot of funny, classic cold jokes are generally on the record fans**, there are a lot of really funny.

It is recommended that you go to Weibo to find cold jokes, which are updated countless times a day.

Tigers and lions play games, who will not be eliminated? Answer: Wolf Because Momota (elimination) Lang (wolf).

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1.Xiaobai + Xiaobai = ? Little White Rabbit (Little White Two).

2.There was a stag walking on the road, and he walked faster and faster,,, what did it become in the end? Freeway.

3.There is a little rabbit walking in the forest. He took two steps forward to look to the left, two steps forward and then to the right... Take two more steps forward and look behind you... Why is that? Because he likes it.

4.Mr. Banana and his girlfriend are walking on the road... They got hotter and hotter as they went, and then Mr. Banana said. It was so hot,,, so he took off his clothes... As a result, his girlfriend fell...

5.There was a little bird that flew over a cornfield when it happened to the cornfield**, and then the bird died, why is that? Because the corn field happened **, the corn turned into popcorn, and he thought it was snowing... So he froze to death...

6.Coffee cups and glasses cross the street, why did the glasses crash and die, but the coffee cups didn't? Because coffee cups have ears, whereas glasses don't have 、、、

7.There was a bird that came to rest in a tree, and a hunter came, and the hunter fired a shot at the bird, and the bird was shot. But why didn't he fall? Because she is strong ...

8.There was a little duckling named Xiao Huang, he was walking on the road, suddenly a car came, hit him, he croaked, and then what did it become? Gherkins (small yellow gua).

Rabbit jokes.

The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, ".

Once upon a time, there was a tiger nation with a brother and sister. The elder brother is clairvoyant, and the younger sister is the ear of the wind. My brother always tells my sister what he sees from afar.

My sister also told my brother what she heard from afar. As time went by, they had feelings. However, paper can't contain the fire after all, and their love is known by their father.

For the sake of his love, his brother was blinded, and his sister cut off his ears. Together, they embarked on a hard journey. Hundreds of years later, a ** family found out about this, wept bitterly, and made a song for them:

Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, all the time without eyes, all the time without ears, it's weird, it's weird.

In school, a fire drill was held, and a male classmate almost took this as real, so he returned to get a new handkerchief, and the classmates next to him laughed at him, which was really a big loss of face.

"I'm going to be the King of the Sea! The Shanghai police are very powerful. ”

Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her:

As soon as her boyfriend ran away, he heard Xiaomei shouting behind him: