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It was a beautiful morning, the sky was clear, but a farmer sat drunk at the door, lost in his soul.

A passer-by stepped forward curiously and asked, "Fellow, the weather is so good today, why don't you enjoy it, but drink here instead of drinking."

Farmer: Well, there are some things you can never explain.

Passerby: What misfortune happened?

Farmer: Today I was milking a cow, and I just squeezed it, and the cow kicked it over with his left foot.

Passerby: It's unlucky, but not yet.

Farmer: Well, there are some things you can never explain.

Passerby: And then?

Farmer: I tied her left leg to the post with a rope and squeezed it, and just as the bucket was full, she kicked the bucket over with her right leg.

The passer-by laughed and asked, "And then?"

Farmer: Well, there are some things you can never explain. I tied her right leg to the post as well, and just as the bucket was filled, she swept it over with her tail.

Passerby: It's bad luck. Forget it, don't be sad.

Farmer: Well, there are some things you can never explain.

Passerby: What else?!

Farmer: This time I don't have a rope, so I'm going to tie her tail to the post with a leash. I pulled the leash out and grabbed her by the tail. At this time, my pants fell off, and it happened that my girlfriend came in ......

Little boy A: My brother was bitten by a mosquito yesterday and his whole finger was swollen. Little Boy B:

What's so strange about that, my uncle was stung by a tiger bee last month, and his whole foot was swollen. Little boy C: My sister is amazing, I don't know what she was bitten, her whole belly is swollen.

A and B said: What is it, there is such a poison.

The spider falls in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejects it.

The spider asked, "Why?" Here's why! ”

Butterfly said: "My mother said that people who mix around online all day long are not good people. ”

[Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1's name is "who".

Pig 2's name is "where".

Pig 3's name is "what". 】

And so there is a wonderful conversation.

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Right.

Wolf): What?

Pig) 1: "what" on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?

Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2): Who are you?

Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] (Wolf): Do you know him?

Pig 2): Hmm!

Wolf): Who is he?

Pig 2): Yes.

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): "What" on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): "Where" is me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): He is "who". [Pointing to pig 1 again].

Wolf: How do I know.

Pig 2): Who are you looking for?

Wolf): What?

Pig 2): He's on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2): It's me.

Wolf): Who? Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who".

Wolf: Oh my God!

Piggy 1.2): "Oh my God" is our dad.

Wolf: What's your dad?

Pig 2): No!

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?

Piggy 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf): What?

Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf): Why?

Pig 1): Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1): Not "why".

Wolf): Who? Pig 1): I am "who".

Wolf): Who are you?

Pig 1): Yes, I'm "who".

Wolf): What?

Pig Pig 1.2): "What" on the roof. The wolf cried out, oh my God!

I'm crazy! So he jumped into the pot and cried and said: 3 big pigs. You eat me, I have no attachment to life!

The hunter rode a horse and took the hounds to hunt, and slipped through the woods for a day without prey.

When it was dark, he was unwilling to keep riding his horse around the forest, and the horse suddenly said: You don't let me rest, you want to exhaust me?

The hunter was startled when he heard this, and immediately rolled off his horse, pulled the hound and fled. When he ran to the bottom of a big tree to gasp, the dog patted his chest and said to him: "I'm scared to death, the horse can actually talk!"

The hunter was scared to death on the spot.

When I was in elementary school, I was playing with a freshly picked gourd underneath.

The game was in full swing, and the teacher said Chun Daiji: "So-and-so, you stand up for me and tell me what I just talked about?" ”

As a result, I didn't know which tendon was twitched, so I directly lifted the gourd and said to the teacher: "I call you by name, do you dare to agree?" ”

Later, it was ......my parents who came to the school to take me away

I have been married to my husband for 9 years, and I am now 35 years old.

quarreled during the period, and the more powerful 2 times, each time he ran away from home;

Then I went to the Internet café to get him back, just like a mother went to pick up her own son.

There was another quarrel last night, and he went out again.

I didn't pry him this time, and came back at noon with red eyes......Hmph, you're a 27 or 8 year old guy!

A 32-year-old young woman finally got a 22-year-old boyfriend.

In the face of many blessings, she sighed: I have a feeling of having a child in old age......When I first entered the school, the class introduced myself.

A male classmate stepped up to the podium: "My name is Wang Peng, I am from Beijing, I love to play chess!" ”

After saying that, he went down gear, and the next one was a girl.

The woman shyly stepped up to the podium and introduced herself nervously

I ......My name is Xia Qi ......”

A woman wants to see the captain, and the ensign goes to report. "Is she pretty? The captain asked.

It's beautiful! The second lieutenant replied. After the woman left, the captain said to the ensign:

Your aesthetic eye for women is truly special. The lieutenant replied, "Sir, I thought it was your wife."

The captain sighed and said, "Exactly.

The fragrance is fluttering. More than 700 million people die ...... a yearThe corpses can be connected to circle the earth twice... Seek adoption.

Is it okay to joke about it? One day, the compass was walking on the road, walking and walking, and it shouted, I can't find the north.

There was a rich lady who met a Taoist priest one day.

The Taoist priest said: "The future husband of the lost owner must have big eyes!" ”

The young lady was very angry after hearing this, and made up her mind to find a man with small eyes to marry.

So I built a big toilet in front of my house, and every day I stood upstairs to watch the men coming in and out, and whoever went in for a longer time to poop for a longer time, and it also showed that who had small eyes.

One day I saw a man go in and come out for a whole day. She concluded that the man's eyes must be small, so she married the man.

On the day of the cave house, she said to her husband, "Know why I married you, because your eyes are small." ”

The husband said, "Mine is not small." What do you say I'm small? ”

You had a day in the toilet that day. It's not small, why have you been there for so long? ”

The husband suddenly realized and said: "That day, I went to the toilet without bringing tissue paper, and picked a brick to wipe, but accidentally the brick leaked into the eye, and I picked it out for a whole day!" ”

Mouse: I'm in a relationship with bats right now, and the kids will live in the air from now on, and I'm not afraid of you cats. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, "See, she is already pregnant with my child!"

My brother asked my sister: What flowers do you like?

My sister replied shyly: I like two kinds of flowers.

The elder brother eagerly asked: Which two? I give it to you!

My sister lowered her head and whispered: If you have money to spend, spend it casually!

My brother said stupidly: You are so beautiful!

My sister asked charmingly: Which beauty am I?

My brother said affectionately: I want to be beautiful.

A penguin traveled from the Antarctic to the North Pole to play with a polar bear, traveled a long distance, and halfway through, suddenly found that the gas at home was not turned off, and there was a walk back to turn it off. Then it set off to the South Pole, and finally reached the South Pole, and it shouted: Polar bear! Hurry up and come out and play! Polar bear said: I don't come out to play.

Fish: I keep my eyes open so that I am reluctant to leave by your side. Water: I flow tirelessly all day long to hold you tight. Pot: It's almost ripe and so much.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming to use it to form sentences.

Xiao Ming said that a train passed by.

And so on.