Jokes begging! I hope to amuse someone I like. It s easy to be kind, please, please

Updated on amusement 2024-03-02
8 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    In this case, she doesn't care about the content of the joke, she cares about your heart, as long as you are sincere and sincere, no matter what you say, she is already very pleased! If she likes you, then what she likes is your affection for her, your heart. And not a joke you say.

    Of course, jokes still have to be told, but remember not to tell pornographic jokes, you will regret it.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    I'm looking for something that makes the patient laugh and tell jokes to the patient. If you want to make him laugh, please help me hear the good news! I was extra hard at work today, and I ran more than a dozen customers at once! Back to the company.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Pure fun?

    Once upon a time there were two people, one called I love you and the other called I don't love you, and later, I don't love you died, who was left?

    She: I love you.

    You: I love you too.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    The couple went out on a tandem bike. After the two of them struggled to climb a big slope, the husband gasped and said, "This, this slope, it's really, really hard to climb, I'm tired to death!"

    No, the slope is too steep! If I hadn't kept pinching the brakes, I'm afraid we would have slid down a long time ago! The wife wiped her sweat and said.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Once upon a time there was a kid who liked to tell bad jokes, and the next day, he died.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    A little white rabbit happily went to the bakery and said, "Uncle, do you have 100 small breads?" Uncle replied:

    I'm sorry, we didn't have that much The next day, the little white rabbit came to the bakery again and said, "Uncle, are there 100 loaves of bread?" Uncle replied:

    I'm sorry, we don't have that much On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the bakery again and said, "Uncle, do you have 100 loaves of bread?" Uncle replied:

    Great! We worked overtime overnight and made 100 loaves of bread! The little white rabbit happily took out the money and said:

    Great, I want two! I think girls are better suited for this.

  7. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    Tell your mother: I'm hungry! Mom would immediately get up and say

    I'm going to cook! Tell Daddy: I'm hungry!

    Dad would laugh and say, "Let's go, let's go out to eat!" Tell your boyfriend:

    I am hungry! He would gently ask, "What do you want to eat?"

    Say to your girlfriend: I'm hungry! She'll always get back to you :

    I'm ...... too

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    There is no need for jokes, as long as you have three words, she will have a faint smile. "I'll be with you".

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