Insomnia beg for a joke so that you can sleep

A certain day, the turtle father, the turtle mother and the turtle son's family decided to go on an outing, they brought a Shandong flatbread and two cans of submarine chicken, and set off for Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, it has finally arrived! They sat on the floor, unloading their gear.

Prepare for meals. As a result, I found that I didn't bring a can opener!

Turtle son: "....Then I'll go back and get it. 」

Turtle Dad: "Good son! Fast! Mom and Dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together, go and come back quickly! ”

Turtle son: "Be sure to wait for me to come back!" Don't break your word! ”

So the turtle son set out on ......... way home

Time is like an arrow, time is like a shuttle, 20 years have passed in a blink of an eye, but the turtle son has not yet appeared.

Turtle mother: "Wife......Do you want to start the meal first? I'm super hungry and say ......”

Turtle Dad: "No! We promised our son! Hmmm......Wait for him for another five years, and if you don't come, you won't care about him! ”

It's been five years in the blink of an eye, and the turtle son has still not been seen. Mom and Creature don't care! The second elder decided to start.

I took out the flatbread and was about to start eating ......

Suddenly, the turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree and ......

Turtle son: "Damn! I knew you were going to steal it! Trick me into going back and getting the can opener? I've been waiting twenty-five years, and it's over.

So I've waited for it! I hate people liing to me the most!

At the station, I met a person who asked for food, and he held a piece of paper in his hand and wrote: I am a deaf and mute person, please give me a little charity. I suspected he was **, so I said:

Sorry, I don't know how to read. Then he spoke: "Brother, my wallet has been ripped off and I have no money to buy a ticket home, you can lend me some money."

I was surprised: aren't you deaf and dumb? He was also surprised:

Don't you know how to read?

A classmate recently bought a copycat machine to show off its ultra-long standby time for 100 days. And then one day it was wood-electric. We took a closer look at the phone box, and it was written "super long standby day".

A certain gentleman chatted on the Internet one day, because the typing speed was too slow, which caused a chat friend to complain: "How do you speak, are you stammering?" ”

A certain gentleman: "Yes, you don't discriminate against people with disabilities, do you?" ”

Once upon a time, there was an apple, envious of Peaches' chest hair, very manly, so I tried my best to find some chicken feathers and duck feathers to stick to myself, and after sticking them, they were seen by the children, and they picked them up in surprise, and shouted to other children: Look at us, we can play badminton. Then the children happily beat the apples around, and soon they were pureed.

Smile at your grandfather, don't you smile?

That's going to give you a smile!

One day in the biology test, one of the questions was to look at the bird's legs and guess the name of the bird. A certain student really didn't understand, so he angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was angry and asked him:

What class are you in and what is your name? A certain student lifted his trouser leg and said, "Guess, guess, guess." ”

1.During an outing, the teacher said to the students: "As long as you take something and wash it by the river, I will know what you are washing."

Xiaohong washes pears by the river, and the teacher knows that he washes pears. Xiao Gang washed apples by the river, and the teacher also knew that he was washing apples. Xiao Ming was brushing his shoes by the river, and the teacher asked him:

How do you brush your shoes? Xiao Ming said; I stepped on the ..

Once upon a time, there was a person who had insomnia, begged jokes, helped insomnia, and as a result, the more he laughed, the more insomnia he had.

A husband and wife always quarrel, and every time the wife goes to the bathroom silently after the quarrel, she is in a good mood when she comes out. The husband was very curious after many times, and the two quarreled again that day, the wife twisted her face and went into the bathroom, and the husband waited outside for her to come out, and asked curiously: What are you doing in the bathroom?

Wife: Flush the toilet. My husband was even more curious when he heard it:

Can brushing the toilet remove gas? Wife: I don't know, anyway, it's your toothbrush every time.

Humorous sentences for insomnia:1. Insomnia is an endless wandering on the pillow.

2. Your good night fulfills my insomnia.

3. Actually, she is not really happy. In fact, she often has insomnia and often looks at the sky alone.

4. Finding a stupid person to accompany you to insomnia is not a kind of happiness.

5. I don't want to sleep except for bedtime, and I want to sleep the rest of the time.

6. In the dead of night, only I walk on the lonely road, smoking a cigarette to ignite loneliness.

7. Anxiety will cause insomnia, sadness will cause insomnia, upset will cause insomnia, and now even happiness will cause insomnia.

8. People with insomnia don't even have the right to dream.

9. Use limited time to sleep infinitely.

10. I don't know why I'm like this, I can't sleep because of insomnia. Now I'm sleepy.

11. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, tonight, I have insomnia again.

12. If you daydream too much, you will inevitably suffer from insomnia at night.

13. I can't sleep every night, and I think of you like a sleeping pill when I get up.

The humorous and funny sentences for insomnia are as follows:1. I can't fall asleep, insomnia is about to become a habit, and I am weak! There is no love, so there is no love. Never in contact with each other. Remind yourself once a day, and you may be able to sleep!

2. Don't let me lose sleep until dawn, don't let me be afraid of the dark, please leave me, let me go, I don't have the strength to fight anymore.

3. Instead of passive insomnia, I chose to bring two dark circles under my eyes and continue to stay up late.

4. I am used to thinking about you quietly after falling asleep every night, and then losing sleep and falling asleep slowly.

5. You have insomnia, I have insomnia, and we will sleep together sooner or later.

6. I know it's not good to stay up late, but I don't have your sleeping pill to talk to!

7. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, and I always laugh.

8. You are in my heart, accompanying me to insomnia, but you are not by my side.

9. Good night, I wish you thought of me, and I couldn't sleep at night.

10. I don't know if you have such a feeling, it's dark and the chain is high, I don't want to sleep, I want to sleep, it's dawn.

11. My future is a dream, and it's a pity that I have insomnia this time.

12. Tonight's night is so quiet, and the moonlight is so beautiful, as if to say that if you don't sleep, you won't be able to get up tomorrow.

13. If you don't sleep, I don't sleep, there will be a chance between us.

14. I wanted to wait for your good night, but I was careless, and it was dawn.

15. I can't sleep for a long time in the morning, and I see death at night.

The humorous and funny sentences that express insomnia are as follows:

1. I obviously want to sleep but can't sleep, and I don't have anything on my mind and nothing to think about, but I feel so sleepy and sleepy, but I can't sleep yet.

2. I had insomnia last night, and I always felt that one of the 23,752 sheep I counted was pretended to be you.

3. Stupid, do you know, when I know that you have insomnia, how distressed I am! When you're in a bad mood, I won't say too many comforting words, but I will rejoice and worry with you!

4. In the past, I would be anxious when I couldn't sleep, but tonight is different, even if I have insomnia, I can sleep lazily tomorrow, it's good.

5. I've been a little upset lately, I've been insomnia lately, and the pressure pox on my forehead has always grown and faded, faded and long, and I am worried about the future.

6. Do you know that your sudden offline is in exchange for my insomnia all night.

7. I was surprised by the divergence of my thinking when I had insomnia at night, and felt that self-dismantling and sleepiness was more suitable for being a late-night contemplative.

8. There is a feeling that when insomnia, the home is sheltered from the bitter rain and frost, and a friend sends a foot of forest petal fragrance in the sun.

9. I'm just looking for inspiration for a good night's sleep in insomnia, and it has nothing to do with insomnia.

10. I've been suffering from insomnia all night and all night, and it's been almost a month, and all kinds of upsetting things have come together and collapsed.