What kind of jokes can amuse people with extremely high laughs?

One day my grandmother cut her hair short, I praised my grandmother and said that my grandmother was young, and my grandmother happily said to my grandfather, wife, look at my hair cut short and don't look like an old lady, my grandfather said that it doesn't look like an old lady, like an old man. Grandma saw that I went to the class reunion and wanted to have a class reunion, grandpa couldn't help but go to contact, the next day grandpa told grandma that our classmates can contact a total of 15, now we are still alive, and we can have a daily class reunion in the future.

You run five laps around the playground, I'm ** handsome, why didn't I find out, this can only show that you are hypocritical and dishonest. The rest of the people snickered for a while, and then the instructor said, "The rest of the people ran ten laps around the playground." ”

On a cold winter's day. On the bus, a relatively small beauty sits by the window, although the window is closed, but there is still a big wind blowing. The handsome guy sitting next to him said:

Beauty, let's change positions. The beauty hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you, this position is strangely cold."

The handsome guy squeezed over and said, "Hey! The powder on your face blows into my eyes, and I can't even open my eyes! ”

Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei: "Third brother, you go and take his dog's life." Zhang Fei rode his horse and galloped and pointed at Lu Bu:

Hey, do you know what my big brother called me for? Lu Bu looked at him: "Come and kill me?"

Zhang Fei laughed: "No, no, my eldest brother asked me to pick you up." Before the words fell, Lu Bu turned around and scolded:

Dislike! Feifei, don't call me Bubu when so many people call me. ”

The ugly duckling was born ugly, no one liked him, and he was bullied by other ducks since he was a child. He had no choice but to leave his mother and wander alone, encountering strong winds, torrential rains, hunting dogs, and ......But the ugly duckling was not afraid, he fought tenaciously and studied hard. Eventually, it was discovered that although he was not good-looking, he was quite tasty.

The girls gave the boys a lunch box every day, and after two months, they ......The boy shyly said to the girl, "The bento is delicious, me." Before she finished speaking, the girl said, "Really! That's what my brother did, and he's liked you for a long time! ”

In the park, I watched her for a long time, and she sat there silently drinking beer by herself, her eyes red as if she had something on her mind. For a moment, all kinds of questions flashed through my mind, about this mysterious beautiful woman. Seeing that she drank the third can of beer on the bench, she looked around, and there were still many accostings waiting for an opportunity, and she couldn't hesitate any longer.

I mustered up the courage to rush forward and asked with concern"Girl, do you still want this jar? "

Once upon a time, there was a hot-blooded young man who burned the vampire's mouth,,, anyway, I laughed at this.

I have, but I'm afraid you'll have a convulsion!

A car driver pulls over to the side of the road and wants to take a good rest.

As he lay down in his chair, someone asked the time, and he looked at his watch and said, "It's almost 8 o'clock." ”

As soon as he fell asleep, there was a knock on the window again: "Sir, do you know the time?" ”

He had to look at his watch again and tell him, "It's half past eight." ”

There were so many people knocking on the window that he couldn't sleep well at all, so he wrote a small note and pasted it on the window: "I don't know the time!" ”

Too sleepy, the driver lay down again.

But a few minutes later, a passer-by knocked on the window again: "Hey, sir, it's a quarter past 9!" ”

To the boys: Wow. You're handsome.

Will laugh. To girls: Wow. Your eyelashes are getting longer again.

The Pig is in English'pug'?Yes'u'Still'i'?`

Say you is you, say i is me.

Honesty: 4-year-old David ran out of the bathroom screaming. He told his dad that he had dropped his toothbrush down the toilet.

Dad scooped the toothbrush out of the toilet and threw it in the trash.

Little David stood there in a daze for a moment, then suddenly took his father's toothbrush out of the cup and said to him, "Daddy, we should throw this toothbrush away too." ”

Why? Dad asked.

Because a few days ago, I also dropped it in the toilet. ”

A dog asks a bear for a kiss, and the bear refuses, she says"The child I gave birth to with you is a bear, I am looking for a cat to marry, and the child born is a national treasure panda! "