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(Narrator): The Internet era has quietly arrived, and the Internet has enabled us to expand our information capacity and broaden our horizons. I was integrated into society and learned about the world.
But it has an unavoidable impact on our schools, society and families. Today, our middle school students are very interested in this new thing.
Some people say that the Internet is beneficial, it brings us a lot of convenience; Some people say that the Internet is a trap, and if you go in, you lose yourself. Whether the network is good or bad is a matter of opinion. The following story about the protagonist "Caterpillar" makes us think deeply...
School bell rings) Net worm (appearance): Haha, it's finally school! Ay! It's really tiring to be alive, I want to sleep when I stand up, I have to line up for dinner, and there is no fragrance, I am very tired from studying!
Female classmate: Caterpillar, wait for me, (to the front), what did you just say, what's wrong with studying?
Networm: I don't care anyway. I am not outstanding in learning, sports is not prominent, and the disc in my waist is herniated; I don't speak in class, my tonsils are inflamed.
Who have I provoked these years? Hey, if you don't go to class in the afternoon, it's better to go to the Internet, or I'm sorry for my nickname "Networm".
Female classmate: You're going to skip class?
Networm: Isn't it just skipping class and going online? What's the big deal?
Female classmates: Skipping school and surfing the Internet are nothing?
Networm: Compared to those who kill people and set fires, rob and rob homes. It's nothing at all, it's nothing at all, and besides, playing games is also about developing intelligence.
Female classmate: Skipping class and playing games to develop intelligence? I think you're a plaything! I don't understand, when you're going to take the high school entrance examination, why are you still skipping class to play games, what are you wasting so much time for?
Networm: What for? Can I level up without taking the time?
Online games are like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, others will rise one level at a time, and if you run to class, you will be looked down upon if you don't use it. If your mood is not good, it will affect your learning a lot. (B was stunned and went to the Internet café by himself).
Female classmate: He's still reasonable! I still hurry up and go to the classroom! (Exit).
Net worm: (want to enter the Internet café) Haha, as the so-called net mountain has a road and no path, and there is no end to the sea of learning. Friend, put down your bag. Work your way up! Boss, go online!
Internet café owner: Then there is still a machine, let's pay first.
Networm: (pulls out the money) Okay, here you go. (Sit down at your computer and start surfing the internet).
Internet café owner: (comes out to urge the networm) You've been on for three hours, and if you want to continue, you'll have to make up the money.
Networm: (Feeling in his pocket, pulling out a ten-dollar bill, muttering to himself) Yesterday, I just got a week's worth of living expenses, and I have half of it left. If you are on it, you won't have anything to eat this week.
But my Warcraft Terminator game is about to fight its way out, what should I do? (Go back, hesitating) game upgrade is important, no food to eat, then find a way. (facing the boss) Okay, I'm adding ten dollars.
Pay the money and continue to surf the Internet).
Internet café owner: (comes out to urge the networm) Your time is up again, do you still want to go?
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This is a sketch on the theme of martial arts, everyone should like it! Tong Xiangyu, Xiucai, Xiao Guo, Big Mouth, Lao Xing, Lao Bai.
Midday. Inside the inn.
Xiangyu: Xiucai, show me the account for the past two days.
Xiucai: The account, the so-called account, the son once said ......
Xiangyu: Don't say it, pay the account!
Xiucai (nervous refers to the house): The shopkeeper's ......Computer ......Big mouth ......Online game ......Accounts ......
Xiangyu: Are you sure you must ...... it
Xiao Guo: And for sure.
Xiucai: I don't deny the veto and the no.
Xiangyu walked into the house, and Xiucai Xiao Guo followed. Big Mouth is in full swing.
Xiucai (whispering): Big mouth ......
Big mouth (impatient): If you have something to say, let it go.
Xiucai: The shopkeeper's ......(flashes aside).
Xiangyu: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat?
Big Mouth: Wait, shopkeeper, I'll upgrade right away.
Xiangyu (angrily): Raw chicken? What about the ducks?
At this time, Lao Bai came in.
Xiao Guo: Oh, the shopkeeper, let's let the big mouth play for a while. You see it's the 21st century, the trains have been changed to the initial D, and you are not allowed to talk with mm on the Internet with a big mouth?
Xiangyu (glaring at Xiao Guo): Xiao Guo, Xiao Grasshopper, don't go sweep the floor yet!
Old Xing Jin. Xing: How are you all? What's wrong with this big mouth today? Why do you get tired of being motionless? Affect the city's appearance, wow, my mother-in-law, won't it be for Lao Bai to give it.
Xiangyu: Zhantang, when did you order him?
Lao Bai: I didn't order him at any time.
At this time, only listen to the mouse sound "CardenCarden". The group looked at each other.
Lao Xing: There is a murderous aura.
Lao Bai: Is it the legendary "Hole in the Air"?
Xiangyu: In addition to your mother and Gongsun Oolong, there is no third person who will do this, Gongsun Oolong is dead, and your mother is far away in the capital, what is going on?
Xiao Guo (trembling): It can't be the ghost of Gongsun Oolong who is seeking revenge......
Xiucai: Don't be afraid of Fumei, I'll protect you ......
Lao Xing (bright knife, guest run): Who is here, report your name, give me a reason to exist first!
Xiangyu (chasing): Silver
Big Mouth: Those two holes in your heads are out of breath, huh? Isn't this a mouse sound?
All the great understandings. They were relieved.
Xiangyu (throwing the rag and pointing to the big mouth): Li Dazui, you are finished, you haven't cooked for a day, and this store can't be opened? Don't be a tiger and take me as a hellokitty!
Xiao Guo: Starving, starving, starving, starving!
Lao Bai, Xiucai, Xiao Guo (Lao Bai collar singing, Xiucai Xiao Guo singing): Kang Sang Ah Mi Da music snap fingers) Holding Wowotou Wowotou There is not a drop of oil in the dish A drop of oil This is not bad, use this!
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Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
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