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Anonymous users2024-02-12One day, Avanti took a bath with the emperor, and the emperor asked: "Avanti, look, with my appearance, if I am sold in the market as a slave, how many ingots will I be worth?" ”
Avanti said: "It is worth ten ingots at most!" ”
When the emperor heard this, he became angry and scolded loudly: "Nonsense! Not to mention anything else, the embroidered scarf on my body alone is worth ten ingots. ”
Avanti pointed to the scarf and said, "Your Majesty, I'm talking about that thing on your body, it's worth ten ingots!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Tang Bohu Liang Fan celebrated the birthday of an old woman, and the children were happy, and respectfully asked Tang Bohu to write a congratulatory speech for him: Bohu did not shirk it, and wrote: "This woman is not a person", as soon as the words came out, the old woman's face was angry.
The Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth", from anger to joy. "All children are thieves", and the children are shocked and hateful. "Steal the peach and offer the dear relatives", as soon as the conclusion came out, everyone was entertained.
It's really twists and turns, full of changes, and breathtaking. Hans Christian Andersen is a famous Danish writer of fairy tales, and although he is loved by children, some people just don't like him. Once, a gentleman saw Hans Christian Andersen and laughed at him:
Hans Christian Andersen, can the thing on your head be considered a hat? "What's under your hat, can it be a head?" The tone is consistent, the words are shifted, and it is hilarious.
Ancient and modern jokes (very humorous.) Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao are on a plane!It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao were on the same plane, and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape.
Only then did it turn out that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while, and then Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat, and said: "In this way, the mountain people come up with a few questions, and those who can answer them will parachute, and if they can't answer, they will have to jump down by themselves."
The others had no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?"
Liu Bei thought about it simply, "One." So he took an umbrella bag and went down.
Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many moons are there in the sky?" "Sun Quan:
One. He also took an umbrella bag and went down. In the end, it was Cao Cao's turn.
Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was stunned and couldn't get up, so he had to jump off by himself.
Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and picked up a life, Cao Cao secretly rejoiced. The second time four people encountered an emergency on the plane, the four of them discussed, yes, it's still the old way. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei:
What was the battle in which King Wu of Zhou defeated King Zhou? Liu Bei thought about it simply, "The battle of Muye."
Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "How many people died in that war rent scum?"
Sun Quan thought for a while and said, "There are about thirty or forty thousand." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down.
Cao Cao couldn't help but snicker: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I have been through the past and the present, especially in the military, but this time you have planted it." I saw Zhuge Liang asking
What are the names of the fighters? Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump down by himself, but he didn't expect to jump into the sea again and pick up a life, Cao Cao laughed secretly. The third time the same four people took the plane, and the plane encountered an emergency again, Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge Lao'er wanted to fix me again, so I just jumped down and forgot it to avoid insults.
So he jumped down, and in the high-speed descent in the air, he could only hear Zhuge Liang shouting to him above: "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" ”
The girl's avatar is saying yes**No?
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