The humorous and funny sentences of the fat circle of friends are universal

As follows:

01. Fat is open for business every day.

02. This is not meat, this is Dad's money and Mom's love.

03, fat is not my intention, it is a temper tantrum in my stomach.

04. Recently, it has been a lot rounder, and my cuteness has gained another ton.

05, God has given me many opportunities to get fat, and I have seized them all.

06, look down at your own flesh, it's really gentle that can't be shaken off.

07, good-looking collarbones.

It's the same, and it's funny to have a bouncing belly.

08. I admit that I have had plastic surgery, my belly is bulging, and I have a double chin.

It was cut, and the legs were filled with fat.

Being slightly chubby is the best figure, the reality is very skinny, and you will never let yourself feel skinny. "The Internet is our platform for chatting, and your friends will also put the sentence ** next to the circle of friends, beautiful sentences can enhance our spiritual strength, which sentence do you think is the best sentence you have ever read? I have successively sorted out funny sentences for you to post to the circle of friends to gain weight, maybe you can find what you need from it.

1. Say okay, forget it, you won't gain weight after eating a meal.

2. I want to be thin like a lightning bolt to illuminate all the obscene dead fat people.

3. **, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

4, said that he is not fat, only the fat face of the little big is really cute, I want to take a bite of the cute bread face.

5. I've been fat for a long time, my weight has reached its peak, and I'm very hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

6. It would be nice if the weight could also be 100 minus 20.

7. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the dead thin people who laugh at me!

8. O God! If you can't make me thinner! Just make my friends fat!

9, the face is fat and becomes a cake, but I still comfort myself, hum, it's not that I haven't lost weight.

10. At this time, I saw that the door was pushed open, and a man with a wide body and a fat body and big ears walked in, which turned out to be a butcher.

11. I can eat all of this before I sweat, can I believe it?

12. I'm so lucky to eat fat before the price of **.

13. Ladies, don't **, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't reduce **!

14. Plump, round and jade, jeweled, so good-looking, you are not fat, you are beautiful.

15. Sell me by catty, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

16. The epidemic is almost over, and I don't want to eat supper and instant noodles anymore, this trend of gradually gaining weight is not optimistic.

17. Being slightly chubby is the best figure, the reality is very skinny, and you will never let yourself be skinny.

18. The greatest happiness of a fat person is that no matter how fat he eats too much, he is still a fat man.

19. Why is it so difficult to lose weight, I gained 6 pounds in only 7 days after the Spring Festival, and I have lost a pound after the Spring Festival, and I have not lost a pound!

20. On such a cold day this year, I actually feel okay, maybe I have gained weight and fat hahahaha.