There are 46 funny stories about how you have gained weight

1. I hope that when you sleep at night, you will have nightmares like hailstones, dreaming that you are lying in the arms of a fat man, and that fat man is me.

2. People say I'm thin, but I'm not that fat.

3. Liking has nothing to do with beauty or ugliness, fat or thinness, because she is her, the only one in the world, no, so I like it.

4. A lazy cat is crazy about pursuing a mouse, and finally gets married, and after getting married, the cat is unscrupulous to the mouse, and the mouse quickly gets fat, and the mouse is very moved: Honey, why are you so good to me? The cat giggled and said, "I'll know when you're a little fatter."

6. Only eight words are needed to deal with women: beautiful, okay, buy, not fat, my fault.

Describe yourself as fat with humor

7. Is that fat? Is that fat? This is called plumpness, and usually such children are prosperous.

8. In fact, in love, there is no one who is short or fat or who is thin, love is equal and cares for each other. Choosing to show love, in this way, I was not trampled on by the self-esteem of love, nor did I lose faith in love, what I pursued was what I wanted to pursue.

9. Use this funny way to describe yourself as fat.

10. Recently, I have been fat and fat, smiling at **, and I can touch the hang-up button on my face.

11. Loving food is also an art, so being fat does not hinder my pursuit of art.

12. In fact, it doesn't matter whether he likes you or not, whether your hair is long or short, whether you don't wear makeup or not. It doesn't matter if you're tall, fat, skinny, wearing a short skirt or jeans.

Describe yourself as fat with humor

13. Someday I'll be as thin as a lightning bolt that will illuminate your poor fat man.

14. Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi.

15. Is it? Years of interesting conversation about fat people.

16. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price, and you can't bear to continue to mix in the fat bar, anyway, there is so much fat in the world, and I don't want you alone.

17, now Weibo is really enough, the screen is full of poor poor ugly and lazy fat! Can't you say something that has nothing to do with me?

18. When I am as fat as I am in the greenhouse, the person who treats me well, when I am **, I will repay you well.

Funny sentences to describe yourself as fat

19. The hungriest people are usually fat paper, because there is an idiom that says: the hungriest people are the hungriest.

20, without Han Hong's life, he was rejected by Han Hong's sick daughter Fatty.

21. Say some interesting sentences about fat people.

22. Don't be a fat mobile gamer at your best and youngest.

23. The heart of a fat man: I enjoy it very much on my lips, but I want to be thin in my heart.

24. She was so fat that I couldn't twist her arm off her thigh.