Send a circle of friends to talk about the humor of gaining weight

1. Fat people are always updating their wardrobes.

2. You gently hugged me from behind, and your hands couldn't be closed.

3. A lot of meat, a lot of money.

4. I have everything in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

5. Noisy every day is just to scare the meat.

6. I used to lose weight, and I feel sad when I think about it.

7. It is heavier than Mount Tai or heavier than other mountains.

8. My beauty is said to be unworthy of bearing.

9. When a typhoon came, the people and trees around me were blown away...

10. I want to go back with the wind, but I'm afraid that my weight will not allow it.

11. My fat is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

12. Low blood sugar! You can't go a day without eating.

13. There is no difference between opening and closing the eyes.

14. I'm just waiting for winter to come and freeze all those thin papers to death.

1. I am particularly annoyed by people who shout that they are fat and lazy every day, or don't think about yourself or take action.

2. Control Alipay, control your hands, control your mouth, no matter how hungry you are in the middle of the night, you can't eat supper! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you don't think you're fat enough!

3. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburger, fried chicken and duck neck, and lotus root fish tofu.

4. While thinking that you are fat, you eat and eat at the same time.

5. I'm still eating this thing at this point, I may think I'm too slow to gain weight.

6. Why do you think you are not fat enough to eat without eating?

7. Every fat person is a potential stock, you don't know how beautiful you are when you lose weight, let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

8. Recently, my appetite has increased greatly, and I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't think I am fat.

1. One day I will be thin like a lightning bolt to illuminate you obscene fat people.

2. I seem to have eaten a little too much in my clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

3. The reason why I am fat is because I take many things to heart and I am not good at thinness.

4. The greatest happiness of a fat person is that no matter how fat he eats too much, he is still a fat man.

5. The face is fat and becomes a cake, but I still comfort myself, hum, it's not that I haven't lost weight.

6. The mystery of fat is not how much to eat and what to eat, but how to eat. You feel it.

7. When you are fat enough to have a Erlang leg, one leg can't support the other leg. My legs are tired.

8. Today's dinner fried chicken and fresh milk puffs, I'm not crazy, don't I think I'm fat enough?

9. People who don't dislike me when I'm fat, and I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

10. Keep your mouth shut and open your legs, for a dead fat man like me, it's still somewhat useful!

The humor of gaining weight is as follows:1. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.

2. Although I have a fat face, I am very happy to be a bridesmaid for the last time.

3. Unconsciously love to be greedy, and then realize that I have gained weight again.

4. People are stunned because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

5. My sister looked at me and said, "Don't let the meat hear it."

6. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: Hurry up, grow quickly.

7. Thanks to being a fat person, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.