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Cross talk: Chang Baohua, Feng Gong, Niu Qun, Jiang Kun, Tang Jie.
Zhong, Dai Zhicheng, Shi Fukuan, Li Jindou, Li Guosheng, Xiaolin, Yang Yi, Yang Shaohua, Li Jianhua, Li Zengrui, Wang Qianxiang, Wang Ping, Zheng Jian, Yang Qizhi, Da Bing, Tang Aiguo, Ding Guangquan, Guo Degang, and those who have passed away, Ma Sanli, Ma Ji, Hou Baolin, Hou Yaowen, etc., too many.
There are more sketches: Cai Ming, Huang Hong, Guo Da, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Song Dandan, Pan Changjiang, Yan Shunkai, Gong Hanlin, Jin Zhu, Chen Peisi, Zhu Shimao, Guo Donglin, Wei Ji'an, Huang Xiaojuan, Zhao Liang, and the deceased, Zhao Lirong, Gao Xiumin, and so on.
If you want to know everything, it's a little difficult, you can look for it on the cross talk sketch network, it should be 80% of the way you can find it.
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Chen Peisi, Gong Hanlin, Pan Changjiang, Guo Degang, Da Bing, Feng Gong, Gao Xiaopan, Zhang Yunlei, Huang Shuai, Li Ding, Jia Ling.
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Ma Ji's "Cosmic Brand Cigarettes", "Five Senses Fight for Merit", "Hit **".
Hou Baolin, "Drama Miscellaneous"; "Drunk"; "Marriage and Superstition", "Clever Hands".
Cattle Feng Gong "Auction", "Point Company", "Mr. Worst", "Tomorrow Will Be Better", "Sit Back and Enjoy".
Ma Sanli: Eat Lantern Festival, sell hanging tickets, and tease you.
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Top 10 classic cross talk sketches of the Spring Festival Gala: "Universe Brand Cigarettes", "Eating Noodles", "Five Senses Fighting for Merit", "Reverie of the Tiger's Mouth", "Protagonist and Supporting Role", "Blind Date", "So Packaged", "Selling Abduction", "Decoration", "Not Bad Money".
1. "Universe Brand Cigarettes".
Ma Ji's performance of "Universe Brand Cigarettes" (1984) occupies a very high position in the previous Spring Festival Gala cross talk, which satirizes false advertising, deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, to the point of disadvantages, humorous and witty, hilarious, and has also successfully created a cigarette salesman, becoming the pioneer of "sketch cross talk".
2, "Eating Noodles".
Eating Noodles (1984) is a sketch written and starred by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao, which is the first sketch in the real sense of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. The sketch tells the story of Chen Xiaoer, who was asked by the director to eat noodles again and again in order to play a good role. The work is interesting and natural, reflecting the hardships of being an actor and the gap between dreams and reality.
3, "Five Senses Fight for Merit".
The Five Senses (1987) is a group comedy created by Ma Ji and performed with Liu Wei, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan, and Wang Jinbao. The whole program is cleverly connected, ingenious in all aspects, and it is a masterpiece in group comedy.
4, "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth".
Created by Liang Zuo and performed by Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong, the cross talk "Reverie in the Tiger's Mouth" (1987) tells a bizarre story: a man who was too short to get a partner had to go to the zoo on the weekend, and accidentally fell into the tiger hole while watching the tiger.
This work breaks through the structural form of traditional cross talk, from the content, to the performance, to the effect, there is no flaw at all, and the story in the tiger cave was once rated by the audience as one of the "Top Ten Spring Festival Gala Memories".
5, "Protagonist and Supporting Role".
The Leading Role and Supporting Role (1990) is a sketch written and performed by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao. The work tells the story of Chen Peisi, who plays the role of "traitor", in order to become the protagonist, he tried all kinds of cleverness, and under his soft and hard grinding, he finally made his wish come true, but in the end he unconsciously returned to the image of a "traitor" due to problems such as image and habits.
"The Protagonist and the Supporting Role" makes the audience never get tired of watching it for a long time, and always tastes the exquisite performance and superb skills of Chen Peisi, a "supporting role", in laughter.
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A: To talk about cross talk, you must first be able to speak.
B: Who can't speak?
A: Oh, so you will.
B: Of course, I don't know.
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1: There's such a girl in our neighborhood. This girl is still not ugly. It's this mouth, it's a little bigger.
2: Big mouth, it's nothing.
1: She herself finds it ugly and looks down on people. What to do, I thought of a very unclever way 2: what way?
1: Every day she pouts this mouth.
2: Pouting?
1: Ah, she's like this
2: What is this for?
1: Wouldn't it be too small for others to see it?
2: And what about what she says?
1: When she speaks, she also looks for the one who doesn't open her mouth to say.
2: Speak without opening your mouth? All right?
1: Of course you can, you don't believe me to teach you.
2: Oh? Can you still learn from that girl?
1: You ask me casually, I don't open my mouth when you ask me anything.
2: Then let's try (Wang pouts).
1: Hey, her mouth is really small, let's see how she talks.
2: What's your last name, girl?
1: Surname Wu
2: Surname Wu I really haven't opened my mouth.
2: What's your name, girl?
1: Gourd
2: Huh?? Which big girl is called Wu Hulu?
2: And how old are you?
1:25
2: Oh twenty-five And what do you belong to?
1: Tiger 2: Wrong, no, twenty-five years old should belong to horses.
1: When you say "horse", your mouth is big.
2: Who is in your family?
1: Parents
2: Oh parents, do you have any siblings?
1: None 2: None?! She doesn't say no, she says no!
2: Do you have a partner?
1: Pinch toot
2: Pinch? Oh, just no, no, I saw you on the road with a man that day. Is that?
1: Second uncle
2: Second uncle?? So where are you going with your second uncle?
1: Department store
2: Wrong, it's a department store.
1: As soon as you say it's big, your mouth is big.
2: Oh department store What do you go to the department store to buy?
1: Buy vinegar
2: Huh?? Do department stores sell vinegar? So what do you eat when you buy vinegar?
1) Baked sweet potato
2: Hi !! Nonsense, what about your vinegar?
1: It's all sprinkled
2: Hey, open your mouth !!
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There must be words, connections, and time.
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Sitting and enjoying it, at a loss, without official merit, the world of two people, cosmic brand cigarettes.
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Absolutely, Guo Degang, search it for yourself, and enjoy it until your stomach hurts.
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Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao's "Protagonist and Supporting Role" is a classic.
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Have you seen Cai Ming's Loess Slope], super funny.
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Most of Hou Baolin's works, as well as Liu Baorui's.
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Liu Baorui's is very classic, I personally don't like Hou Baolin's, I think it's not mixed, although they all say that he is a master.
If you want to listen to the radio and can't broadcast it, just listen to Guo Degang's haha.
Classic sketches It is estimated that I have to choose from Zhao Benshan's sketches I also like Feng Gong very much.
My favorite of the sketch actors is Feng Gong. Whenever the Chinese New Year comes, his dear audience and friends, I miss you to death, I feel very kind and warm after listening to it. In addition, his works are all works that combine the current situation in society and give people reflection, which is relatively profound.
The cross talk segment "Playing Chess".
A: I heard that you like to play chess. >>>More